still trying to wrap my head around the fact that jamie dornan, eddie redmayne, andrew garfield, charlie cox and robert pattinson all lived in a house together. the more i learn about each of these people individually, the more bizarre they become so i am truly terrified of what their combined forces must have been like. what did it smell like there. did robert make his strange pasta concoctions. did they fuck. like they must have right
(after relearning/learning how to stim) “What are you doing? Stop that”
Internally: “Oh shit that wasn’t a temper tantrum, that was a meltdown because my comfort object was literally taken from my hands”
Obsessed with That One Thing that you can’t shut up about
Being deeply and personally offended by Sheldon Cooper
Asking your friends to tell you to shut up when they get bored because you Can’t Tell
I could wear these pants yesterday, but today they feel like they’re made of Sandpaper, so I Can’t
*cuts every tag off of every piece of clothing ever*
*sees self in every autistic coded character* weird
Watches stim videos for 4 hours like ????? why good
*chews on something* why
Literally eats the same thing for lunch for 11 years without getting bored of it
I Can’t find the Thing I Need so I’m Panicking Now
“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”
Bounce leg bounce leg tap pencil click pen bounce leg
*gets tested for ADHD* *inconclusive results*
*rolls toy truck over face* nice
Feel free to add your own, also this got so much longer than I thought it would be
(bonus round: you’re AFAB)
“Just hug them, what’s wrong with you?” “Everybody hates me and I don’t know why!” - “Nonsense just try harder and you’ll have friends.” *is called lazy every day*
*gets called rude, but isn’t trying to be*
“You’re too sensitive, we arent even that loud”
*plans are cancelled/routine is compromised* Time To Cry Wherever You Are
*gets in trouble for staring off into space, despite listening, just not giving eye contact*
Hoodie zipper zipping!!!!!! Nail biting!!! Biting inside of cheek!!!!
“____ is smart but is in their own world and has very few friends”
(after relearning/learning how to stim) “What are you doing? Stop that”
Internally: “Oh shit that wasn’t a temper tantrum, that was a meltdown because my comfort object was literally taken from my hands”
Obsessed with That One Thing that you can’t shut up about
Being deeply and personally offended by Sheldon Cooper
Asking your friends to tell you to shut up when they get bored because you Can’t Tell
I could wear these pants yesterday, but today they feel like they’re made of Sandpaper, so I Can’t
*cuts every tag off of every piece of clothing ever*
*sees self in every autistic coded character* weird
Watches stim videos for 4 hours like ????? why good
*chews on something* why
Literally eats the same thing for lunch for 11 years without getting bored of it
I Can’t find the Thing I Need so I’m Panicking Now
“Look at me when I’m talking to you!”
Bounce leg bounce leg tap pencil click pen bounce leg
*gets tested for ADHD* *inconclusive results*
*rolls toy truck over face* nice
Feel free to add your own, also this got so much longer than I thought it would be
(bonus round: you’re AFAB)
“Just hug them, what’s wrong with you?” “Everybody hates me and I don’t know why!” - “Nonsense just try harder and you’ll have friends.” *is called lazy every day*
*gets called rude, but isn’t trying to be*
“You’re too sensitive, we arent even that loud”
*plans are cancelled/routine is compromised* Time To Cry Wherever You Are
*gets in trouble for staring off into space, despite listening, just not giving eye contact*
Hoodie zipper zipping!!!!!! Nail biting!!! Biting inside of cheek!!!!
“____ is smart but is in their own world and has very few friends”
things that upset me: the acronym for toontown corporate clash, TTCC, apparently also stands for “the true crime community”. i had to see fanart of the columbine shooters, folks. all i wanted to see was toontown, but god decided that isnt happening
Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up. you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
I went on a date last night and just.. guys there’s no reason to lick my entire mouth with your tongue?? Like you use it as an occasional amplifier you DON’T KISS EXCLUSIVLY WITH TONGUE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Edited but also like don’t lick my entire ear either? Like the inside and everything I was so uncomfortable
It must be the eighth time this week, and he’s getting frustrated. Ever since Jaskier has convinced him to purchase these blasted devices from that eye healer who is not even a healer, he’s spent half of his reading time looking for it instead of having it aid his reading, as it’s supposed to.
“Make it for people with trouble seeing,” he mutters under his breaths while turning over all the blankets on their bed, “but, of course, make it fucking invisible.”
Geralt clenches his teeth and considers cursing a pair of glasses that has the audacity to be made of actual glass.
The bed is a mess, and he’s turned over every corner. Still, there’s no trace of it. He stares at nothing for a second, doubting his reality. In the end, he admits defeat and finds Jaskier in the living room, who is busy fussing over a new painting at his desk.
“Have you seen my glasses?”
Jaskier’s eyes are fixed on the painting, his fingers smoothing down the wooden frame. He’s not even looking up. “Have you checked your pocket?”
“Yes, I’ve checked my pocket.” Geralt is not growling. He’s not. He’d get made fun of for growling in their home.
