#what does that even mean
one of my friends consoling me: just try not to dwell on things so much
me, thinking about the half hour I spent earlier that day over-analyzing the particular way I applied a paperclip and what it meant about me as a person: yeah you’re right, I should totally give that a try! thanks!
“I told him I was a socialist and that I had no money and he gave me $10”
10 CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED:
1.Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?
2.Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3.Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
4.Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5.Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and… Trees and…..
6.Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town…. to Get Me
7.Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8.Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why
9.Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy… oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
“You name your babe Lilac Heaven
After your iPhone 11
"Crypto forever, ” screams your stupid boyfriend
Fuck you, Kevin“
The girls that get it, get it. And the girls that don’t, don’t. And Lana, I don’t get it.
