#versailles

Liselotte: You talk about sex a lot but the only thing you’re fucking is stupid

Chevalier: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products!

Chevalier: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Chevalier: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good

Liselotte:No

Chevalier:Please?

Liselotte: What did I say about batting your eyelashes at me?

Chevalier: *sad sigh* That it only works on Philippe.

Chevalier: Haha, guilty

Philippe: Yeah, that’s what the judge said

Louis: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something

Chevalier: you left me in a Walmart parking lot like three weeks ago

Louis: I did that on purpose. Try again.

Philippe: What are you doing?

Louis, standing on a chair: I’m the king. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Philippe:…where’s the spider?

Louis: It’s under the table get it for me please

Chevalier: You know about my allergies!

Philippe:…it’s just crying

Chevalier: I’m allergic to sadness!

Chevalier: Are you scared?

Philippe: No. I have this terrified look on my face because I’m having So. Much. Fun.

Philippe: There’s an unspoken rule where if this many people are trying to kill you, then you should be dead already.

Louis: Yeah, well, they all suck at killing

Montespan: Can I just say that I love your hair?

Chevalier: Thank you. It’s genetic and unattainable.

Philippe: Are you feeling strong?

Chevalier: Physically? No. Mentally? Also no.

Chevalier: Philippe and I are so in sync that we finish each other’s…

Philippe: Don’t do this

Louis: I’m having a problem with this person

Fabien: Then kill them

Louis:No!

Fabien: Then I’ll kill them for you

Teacher: Welcome to Salsa class! Now, who’s ready to dance?

Liselotte, hiding a bag of chips behind her back: I think there’s been a misunderstanding

Louis: Just get in the fucking blanket fort!

Louis: I’m a complicated person, you see. Sometimes I’m nice and sometimes I’m nasty

Chevalier: Ah, Monsieur Marchal! Started talking to yourself I see

Fabien: Yes. It’s the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation

Philippe: Why are there scratches all over your back?

Chevalier flashing back to the fight he had with a raccoon in the gardens: …I’m having an affair

Louis: The Chevalier is awful at keeping secrets

Chevalier: Excuse me, but I have kept many very important secrets!

Fabien: What were they?

Chevalier:Well…