#vanya hargreeves
Hey do you think all of Vanya’s like early friends after she left the academy thought she escaped from a cult or something? They had to, right
Five: With all due respect, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Diego: That wasn’t respectful like at all
Kidnapper: I have your brother
Klaus: Oh no. Which one?
Kidnapper: Uh small?
Klaus: Oh FIVE? I’m sorry sir, but you don’t have Five, he has you. Good luck
Five: Everyone’s always trying to stop me from having fun. It’s all like “Five, that’s illegal!” And “stop it, it’s murder!”
Five: To be fair, I only think that because it’s true and I’m right
Luther: That’s a terrible plan
Klaus: Oh please we’ve had worse
Klaus: STOP ARGUING! You’re going to traumatize the baby!
Five: I’m fifty eight–
Klaus: Not you! Me! I’m baby!
Five: Why learn to grow when you can just fix the past? This is exactly why I don’t need therapy
Vanya: That’s not really the lesson I wanted you to take from this
Five: Too late
Five: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda
Diego: It’s not on anyone’s
Five: No, it’s on mine. Just not until next Thursday
Reginald: I didn’t raise you this way!
Five: You didn’t raise us at all
Klaus: Are you mad?
Diego:No
Klaus: Oh, I see. So sharpening daggers at two am is just a hobby?
Luther: Morally, you cannot do that
Five: Morally, I didn’t ask you
Five: Aw boo hoo did someone get their feelings hurt?
Vanya: Five, you just broke his ribcage
Five: He’ll walk it off
Vanya: I trust Five
Luther: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Vanya: I wouldn’t go that far
Gotcha covered love
T.W. for implied body dysmorphia
the umbrella academy meme: [2/2] Deaths
Leonard Peabody/Harold Jenkins: Tragic childhood. Abusive asshole. Killed by Vanya Hargreeves.
Here is a Klaus Hargreeves drawing I started back in July when season 2 came out. I’ve been looking for ways to make my backgrounds more interesting hence the slight psychedelic vibe.
allison, holding up an unlabeled bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
klaus: lemme see
klaus: *takes the bottle and chugs it*
klaus: it’s perfume
allison: do you take constructive criticism?
klaus: not without crying
