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Brigid: So are you two together or?

Tandy:Ridiculous.

Ty:Unrealistic.

Tandy:Unfathomable.

Ty:Ludicrous.

Brigid: So you mean to tell me that was a friendship kiss?

Ty: …You saw that?

Tandy: I was, uh, just giving him lessons.

Tandy: Mistakes were made but we won’t name names.

Ty: You crashed a monster truck, Tandy.

Tandy: MISTAKES WERE MADE-

Ty: You crashed into tHE ZOO TANDY!

Tandy: -BUT WE WON’T NAME NAMES!

Ty: TANDY THERE ARE SEVERAL LIONS ON THE LOOSE.

Tandy: There you are! You scared me half to death! Where were you? And why were you gone for so long?

Ty: You know the guy who catcalled you yesterday?

Tandy:Yeah?

Ty: I beat him up.

Tandy: you whAT?!

Ty: I’m signing you up for therapy. Do Monday’s work?

Tandy: Uh I think not! Last time I tried therapy I got kidnapped by literal sex traffickers. Therapy is the reason I now need therapy!

Ty: So that’s a no for Monday’s?

Tandy: So you and Evita…are you together or?

Ty: It’s complicated.

Tandy: So is that a no-?

Ty: Well she married a loa so I think it’s safe to say I’m out of the picture.

Samedi: He paid me with his worries.

Tandy: Worries?? Boy do I have a fucking deal for you. I’ve got more worries than you’ll know what to do with!

Samedi:Bu-

Tandy: I just escaped human traffickers motherfucker, I could own this place with the number of worries I have to offer!

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