#too good for this world
Sun, 13 Mar 2016 19:25:18
Wed, 07 Sep 2016 18:16:00
emotional about Abe Sapien
Fri, 19 Jun 2015 02:11:16
Mon, 15 Jun 2015 05:20:25
Fri, 12 Jun 2015 06:56:09
We all know the Team Instinct leader is a dabbing memelord, but what else?
- is a dubstep/brightpop bi
- can only do lame white dances like the sprinkler, the lawnmower, and that thing where you put one hand behind your head and grab your folded-up leg and generally make a fool of yourself
- lurks in bushes and gets sticks in his hair trying to catch Pokémon
- makes couch cushion forts for movie night
- cries over webcomic characters
- can’t cook anything but grilled cheese
- absolutely carries all of his groceries in one trip
- always pays all his bills late except for Netflix
- terrible driver
- will get up at 2am to help you change a flat tire
- is embarrassingly open about his collection of ridiculous underwear but doesn’t understand how socks work
- owns 500 video games on 10 systems and has never beaten any of them
- says fuck a lot but uses heck instead of hell
- subsists almost entirely on fruit juice and pizza
- handwriting is unreadable
- loves tiny Pokémon like Pichu and Caterpie so much that he angry cries when he talks about how important they are
- lends you money without asking why
- favorite food is toaster strudel because you can eat them with one hand and still throw Pokéballs/pet Pokémon but he’s a monster who eats them cold
- 100% will cuddle with anyone and takes naps at the drop of a hat
- lays all over you and drools
- can easily do 100 pushups but gets winded after jogging 10 feet
- doesn’t chew gum but always carries sour gummy worms
- unstoppable chaotic good
- chants “ice cream, ice cream” from the back seat
- terrified of public speaking but gives the best motivational talks to friends who are down
- actually a fantastic singer but gets super embarrassed when complimented and so only does it in the shower
- can eat literally anything, even real actual garbage
- keyboard smashes
- total lightweight drinker
- couples’ and triples’ babespotting champion because he thinks everyone is cute
- drops things and takes 486780937 tries to pick them up
- agrees to bets before you finish making them
- passionate about anime
- kills houseplants
- spends his entire paycheck on toys and treats for his Pokémon
Tue, 29 Mar 2016 11:55:22
Tue, 23 May 2017 14:20:08