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athanza:

Do you ever

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Confession: Jeffree Star being Jeffree Star is my new addiction. Take it or leave it, I don’t care boi.

This little cute alien is just inspiration in so many ways for me.

  • This adorable alien doesn’t have a pronoun. He can be she, it, anything; he’s just Jeffrey.
  • He’s a man and Jesus fucking Christ, he’s not fucking around with literally any kind of make up. Like have you seen him?
  • Jeffree is like the definition of Make-up God.
  • He started from the bottom, now he’s here, having a make-up factory, his own brand, Lambo and a Tesla.
  • He’ll say anything that he has on mind at the moment.
  • He calls himself Mommy in front of his dogs.
  • He’s my gay queer queen, skinny legend, Gucci fuckboi and so on.
  • Gucci? TRASH! We don’t care about her.
  • As a bisexual I feel so save watching him just being himself.
  • This bitch can expose more than half of LA celebrities. He doesn’t fucking around.
  • If you are nice to him, he’s nice to u. That’s how every relationship works.
  • Except when you’re fucking with him. Then he’ll destroy your life. Get prepared bitch.
  • That highlight? Yaaas, queen, yaas.
  • This human being has me SHOOKED.

mrfahrenheitmercury-deactivated:

Roger Taylor on “The Midday Show” 1984

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elodieunderglass:

the-aefe:

elizabeth-anya-knight:

dynamax–grookey:

angelavweber-deactivated2021111:

i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun

It’s the beat thing I’ve ever read.

Oh my god I have no idea what this is supposed to be but I love it

Found this from a “I made Robert Pattinson’s ungodly pasta recipe” article from The Guardian.

I saw this in the notes and had to reblog it. Thanks everyone for your hard work here

eeriedustcloud:

grocery run with atsumu

your daughter is at uncle samu’s, busy with her cousins, so you grab this opportunity to have a spontaneous grocery date w your beloved

so you get dressed all nice, but still casual (a simple sundress with flats, maybe) and put on the locket atsumu bought you. you exit the room you share with him to get your nice sandals when you see him sitting on the sofa, his head leaning on the backrest.

he's—

he’s in a tank top and cargo shorts and socks with sandals. you can’t help but rake your eyes over him, the beige colour of the tank blending a little too well with the cargo shorts, making it seem like he’s wearing overalls with nothing underneath. the clothes are all clean, miya atsumu wouldn’t be caught dead in dirty clothes, but they’re so— so—

you struggle to find an adjective that fits.

atsumu must’ve felt your eyes on him, because he smirks up at you.

‘like what you see?’

no, you most definitely do not. no amount of bulging biceps or tanned skin or veins visible on his forearms can atone for this. when you ask him to at least change into pants, this man h u f f s at you. he says 'it’s alright, doll, it’s just a grocery run. what’re they gonna do, not let us buy the good quality toilet paper?’ and proceeds to snigger at his own joke before standing up and pulling you into him.

your hands come to rest on his chest, his arms winding around your waist as he leans down and brushes his nose against your ear, his breath making you shiver. 'but you’re looking awfully pretty in that dress, aren’t ya? gonna let me pull it off of you?’

his arms wander down to your ass as he whispers to you to jump, and you obey, how could you not? he secures you against his chest and pins you to the wall, his mouth already sucking a bruise just above the neckline of your dress.

you’lldefinitely have to change into something that covers the hickeys that are sure to blossom on your neck and collarbones. but that’s something to worry about later. for now, as he leads you into your room, your mouth slotted against his perfectly, his hips grinding into your core, eliciting whimpers and breathy moans from the both of you, all you think about is just how good it’ll feel to take those clothes off of your husband.

ennuijpg:

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#asdfghjkl    #this man    #a gremlin    

I think one of my teachers is one of us in disguise bcs he made us a Christmas quiz and here were some of the questions:

Q: Where, in the song ‘I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus’, does the mother tickle Santa?

A: Under his nose

B: Under his armpit

C: Under his beard

D: Under the crushing weight of a capitalist economy

bruh

Q: In the polar express, what sound can only be heard by those who believe?

A: Santa’s sleigh

B: The Bell

C: The train whistle

D: The screams of a million tortured souls

BRUH

#this man    #chocolate    #cooking    

meidui:

ILOVEYOUINEVERYUNIVERSE.

lightsintheskye:

Sketchy man ❤️

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steveharringttons:

David Harbour attends Netflix’s Stranger Things Season 4 Premiere 

May 14th 2022


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