#the misfits
Marilyn and Clark in the Misfits
Marilyn
I can’t stop laughing …
Lenny Letter, Lena Dunham’s feminist newsletter, is shutting down. Dunham, who founded the newsletter in 2015, intended for it “make the world better for women and the people who love them,” according to the email the newsletter sent to new subscribers.
(Aside: Feminism does not make the world better for women - it makes them depressed, angry, and/or fearful at all times, which is a miserable way to exist)
But in its email to subscribers on Friday, it said “today because this is Lenny’s final chapter.”
(Aside: I’ve always been squeamish about the lyrics to The Misfits “Die, Die, My Darling,” but in the context of Lenny’s death I cued it up and listened completely guilt free - great song)
The newsletter said “there’s no one reason for our closure,” but a report in Digiday said that the newsletter had always struggled to gain ad support.
(Aside: Feminists pretend they are universally approven by women and only mysoginistic men despise them, when th truth is they are a miniscule unsupported minority who only get their way by bitching incessently until people get worn out and capitulate. Point proven!)
One feminist cult rag down, too many to count to follow, but the tide is a turning :-)
Marilyn Monroe photographed by Erich Hartmann on the set of The Misfits (1961) directed by John Huston
Marilyn Monroe at the premiere of The Misfits (1961)
Matt getting his ass handed to him a thread
Do you think you can beat Matt in a fight? I do
[Zuckles and McCreamy are sitting on a bench]
Fitz: Why do you guys look so sad?
Zuckles: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Fitz sits down]
McCreamy: The bench is freshly painted.
Swagger: My fellow Americans.
Swagger: It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and Kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand
Some people: I wanna see pictures of the boys and maybe even a face reveal from Swagger.
Me: If I don’t get to see a photo of Swagger’s cat in the next week I’m going to lose it.
Swagger: I you ever need me, I’m there for you 24/6
Matt: Don’t you mean 24/7?
Swagger: No, Saturday’s are my dates with destiny
happy fourth of july
The only independence video I care about
“What a beautiful fucking day. Nothing beats this shit. Look at that fucking flower. Shit, it’s good to be alive.”
-SwaggerSouls
RaccoonEggs: Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know there’s bones beneath our skin.
Fitz: This is the worst one by far, thanks.
Tobi: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned how to encourage my friend Mason to get his dick stuck in a plastic baseball bat….
Manager Ryan: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate once in a while.
Manger Sam: Maybe you should go the fuck to sleep
Manager Ryan: What kind of tea is this?
Tobi: Oh, I just boiled some Gamer Supps.
Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.
Fitz, to Swagger:Hey.
Swagger:What?
Fitz: Do you feel safe?
Swagger:[Glares]
Fitz: What are you looking at?
Swagger, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn.
“My goals for 2020 it to drop all my passive aggressive bullshit. That’s right, next year I’m getting straight up aggressive. Good luck, fuckers.”
-SwaggerSouls
incorrect-bbs-misfits-au-quotes:
Manager Ryan: People ask me how I run the Misfits so easily.
Ryan: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over these fuckes whatsoever. This morning, Swagger called me into the office and when I walked in, Mason shot me in the throat with a paintball.
Zuckles: You can’t just follow me into a fire!
McCreamy: THEN DON’T RUN INTO A FIRE!
Fitz: Do any sounds annoy you?
Zuckles: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Fitz: Let’s say imaginary.
Zuckles: Spiders wearing flip flops.
Can someone draw Swagger in a boyscout uniform, I need it for science