#the lost hero
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
Piper when drew tried to charmspeak her.
Piper: I spilt Lipstick in your Valentino bag
Aphrodite: You spilt lipstick in my White Valentino bag!?!
Apollo: *shoots a gun in the living room*
Artemis: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Nico: Like this vine if you ever get that one feeling that you wanna die and you feel like its monday
Jason *to Nico* : is that a hickey!?!
Nico: No i just burnt myself with a straightener
Piper, Annabeth & Hazel: it’s a hickey then
Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Drew: what am I?
Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut
Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man
Frank: I wanna take him to red robins
*The 7 at a themepark*
Annabeth: I got it! Yes bitches! Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with cookie crunch please!
*Piper after a night out* :
*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*
Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis
*Percy and Annabeth in the car*
Percy: Road work ahead?!
Percy: Yeah, I sure hope it does!!
Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
Annabeth: Ahhh shit
Hazel: *stares in disbelief*
Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine
Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.
Nico: I should be turning 69 this year
Will: You know what that means *winks*
Nico: *starts crying* I’m really old
Leo is Mansplain
Piper is Manipulate
Jason is Malewife
Piper is Gaslight
Jason is Gatekeep
Leo is Girlboss
Leo, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Jason: You did WHAT–
Piper: William Snakepeare
Leo Valdez- this one was highly requested. You haven’t read the books in a while, and either got back into the fandom recently or have been in it for a long time. You struggle telling others how you feel - you really should talk to someone they won’t judge and you have a complicated home life. You have either lots of friends but your not really close to anyone or you don’t have any.
*disclaimer I’m not trying to offend anyone and if you don’t have this that doesn’t make you any less valid of a Leo stan*
You either love Leo because you see yourself in him, or you’re in love with the fandom version of him ( tumblr in particular) and that’s okay. You’re an introvert or a lonely extrovert. A big part of you doesn’t want to grow up yet, and you want to feel seen. That being said, you tend to be an amazing listener (unless the person is dissing Leo ofc) and have very strong opinions.
Your favourite book is The Lost Hero or The Hidden Oracle and you rightfully hate Caleo.
Question: Are the demigods intersex?
Leo: *coughing violently*
Jason: Are you ok dude?
Leo: You ask if I’m ok, but I know you really mean stop coughing
Jason:
Leo:
Jason: Ya, please stop
leo: do it no balls
piper: uh yeah no balls im not fucking WEAK i have ovaries
AU where Naomi Solace literally writes songs about her fling with the sun god and everyone is all like “aw she’s so poetic” but she literally did date a god and Will is just like the whole time
~Doctor Mode~ Will: Now, make sure you’re drinking plenty today
Leo: Will do, Doc!
Will: …
Will: WATER
Okay but Prophetic Will Solace already knows everyone’s sexuality/gender before they even know but he has a really hard time remembering who actually came out so he just has this checklist hidden somewhere to make sure he doesn’t accidentally out someone
Child of Lightning, beware the earth,
The giants’ revenge the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall break the cage,
And death unleash, through Hera’s rage.
AAUW Book Haul: Part 3
I visited the local AAUW Used Book Sale where I bought 21 books! I divided my haul into 3 parts, so here are the last 7 books!
Pictured from top to bottom: Catherine House by Elisabeth Thomas, The Ravens by Kass Morgan and Danielle Paige, My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh, Magic for Liars by Sarah Gailey, The Inexplicable Logic of my Life by Benjamin Alire Sáenz, The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan, and The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes by Suzanne Collins.