#the dream

teashoesandhair:

Oh to be a pirate captain, the scourge of the Royal Navy, a plague upon the Seven Seas, wrapped in a silk robe and surrounded by boyfriends

theend:

I need everyone to know Karl the seagull was real and he’s actually named Jonathan. Samba’s Instagram is a gift

your-darling-scorpio:

@your-darling-scorpio is my new blog

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3.Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5.The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6.My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

cloudsaremadeofdreams:

ryebreadedd:

ryebreadedd:

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

vampirologist:

these are my three wives. and yes they drink blood

pokemon-personalities:

this is all i want

giantffa:

Gifting my future fat gamer bf with this bad boy so he’ll be too distracted to notice the endless stream of meals and snacks i bring him while he’s gaming. He gets to relax and game til his heart’s content and I’ll get the fat, mindless, ever-expanding pig i’ve always wanted

rosygjrls:

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

thebibliosphere:

katy-l-wood:

nealashitposts:

Doing research for a thing everyone reblog or reply and tell me what you would do with your time if you didn’t have to work. Like if you suddenly got enough passive income to live a comfortable middle class life and you didn’t have to do a single thing to get it, what would you do all day? 

If you think your answer is embaraseing anon it to me.

Hike. Write books. Join a SAR team. Draw comics.

Write books. Go to physical therapy. Cook nice meals for me and my family. Read a boatload of books. Paint.

Run a murder mystery B&B with my sister.

Like, most of the time it’s a normal B&B, but a couple times a month it becomes a 3+ day murder mystery adventure with actors in full costume and prizes

(Also half-day versions available during the week specifically for school field trips)

Roughly every other month we’d have a new mystery/theme

Also… writing. I’d write a lot more lol