#technically
catching up on The Lingo™
I have come to the decision that I need to read more Leverage fics where Eliot goes on a rampage and just absolutely obliterates a bunch of people for taking/hurting Parker or Hardison. This could mean him slipping back into Murder Eliot mode, ruthless and calculating and efficient no
one who gets in his way is left aliveor this could mean him going off script; Nate, Sophie and Parker or hardison (whoever wasn’t taken ofc) try to make a plan and figure it out but when they finally look up to ask Eliot his input he’s just fuckin gone, and they’re all like shit fuck Eliot’s about to kill people, but Eliot only knocks everybody out and comes back in later with whoever was taken/hurt cradled in his arms and he’s just whispering reassurances and comfort to them and maybe he’s injured bc he couldn’t care less about being hurt he just had to get them back and eventually he’ll tend to himself but right now parker/hardison is the priority and besides, he’s always had worse and is well equipped to handle a “little” pain (depending on how much you like whump) and just aidbsbsndjxjLots of protective!Eliot and ot3 vibes
Anyway hit me up with links if ya know anything like that pls
or maybe I should write smth like this myself
Reblog and put in the tags if you had to pick a non-natural color to dye your hair, which would you pick? (Unless yours already is, if so, what color is it currently?)
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thank you everyone this is the greatest gift anyone could give me
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guys im crying…. how dare you stop me from being immature…… i just wanted to make the funny joke…
legit though thank you!! each person here deserves a plant, so i edited some more together, in case what i had in stock wasnt your thing :) also lets hope tumblr mobile fixes the quality issue soon….
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If you’d like me to give you or someone else a specific plant, send in an ask and I’ll make it happen!
Back on my bullshit!
Imagine Kizashi judging the Uchihas on how they dad. Shachi and Haruka are floating and judging right along side him.
Kizashi: *side eyeing Fugaku who is comparing Sasuke’s achievements to Itachi again* He realizes he has two different sons right? Like they’re their own person. Sasuke is still a brilliant kid with a bright future career as a shinobi. So what if he isn’t advancing as fast as Itachi, as the old saying goes slow and steady wins the race.
Shachi: *lets out a tired huff* Sadly they get it from Indra.
Haruka: We’re hoping to have that stick mostly out of Sasuke’s ass by the time he realizes he’s in love with Sakura. At least then we can get him trained early on how to dad. Maybe we’ll break the cycle.
Sakura: *pretending not hear but she’s also lowkey judging and plotting on how to train Sasuke to be better for their future children.*
I looked up Matt Kirkland’s web page, and it’s amazing that Dracula Daily is only one of his completely delightful side projects.
Like… he has a business that will ship you a clay cuneiform transcription of a tweet:
He’s done a photography project showing you the robots hiding in children’s toys:
What a complete individual. What an absolute guy to have kicked this all off.
Riku: You can’t catch me, Gay Thoughts!
Ansem, possessing him: Oh yes we can