stream highlights but late because i had dinner (and internet issues)
george is killed by dream almost immedietly bad: canon death _
karl cracking up at dream’s abomination of a skin _
the way they all immedietly decide to kill george again just because he has a plot-relevant item _
“if you have either the power to take my ship over orthe luck to stumble across it, potentially during a beach episode in thetalesofthesmp” _
“why does everyone keep going into the water?” ranboo keeping us fed with his lore _
“i want everyone to apologize for jumping me-” everyone starts punching him _
“anymore killing and it’s a ban.” dream tries to kill george. “george and dream stop fighting. i literally can’t ban dream.” _
“avast ye muffins. get up into the lighthouse.” _
“you’re literally dream, that’s your roleplay!” immortal dream real? _
“[…] scout out the ship that had the unfortune of encountering me and ” _
ranboo, dream, and george all missing the water when they leap off of the lighthouse _
✨ ✨ _
“AHOY. yes, yes. it doesn’t really make sense that one of my journal entries is in my opponent’s pirate ship, but karl was sick while writing this.” _
sapnap’s, bad’s, and ranboo’s slow decent into the pirate voice _
dream shows off a hole in the side of the cliff “oh”karl replaces the block “…okay” _
“boy do i love this lagoon. the beach is here, the normies hang out with their friends, the volleyball, everyone playing loud music, getting sand in my eyes, not allowing me to lay on the coast with them… i hate this lagoon.” _
“why yes, this is much better. it’s much quieter, easier to relax, and much much more peaceful. well, other than that one thing. there’s a massive skeleton with flames coming out of it’s eyes just outside of this lagoon. i genuinely don’t understand how you missed it.” _
karl making sapnap read out an advertisment for subscribing with twitch prime to his channel in a pirate voice. _
“ranboo do you think they love you enough?” with zero hesitation“no.” _
“audience chosen clue 1. it says… sapnap is a nimrod.” _
“GRAB THE BOATS FRom this chest. right beyond this pier there is an island. don’t go there. a buncha gun-toten’ hillbillies live there.” _
“magic floating man can i have a boat?” […] “- no, i’m asking the magic floating man.” _ “this ain’t for the faint of heart! so if you can’t handle it, i’d log off now” all of the dream team log off simultaneously _
“don’t try and kill people inside of tombs, that’s just in bad taste.” _ reading the journal writen and found next to a skeleton “[..] for the first time, i look as skinny as i ever have.” _
everyone else running while dream just spawns a boat _
“oh my ” _
dream taking all of the boats and leaving everyone behind _
CORAL ISLAND POPULATION:
no one _
“dang, dream woke up and chose violence” _
dream crying out “all my boats!” when he gets killed _
“oh my gosh, is that ?” _
karl forgetting where in the coral reef he hid the chest because he put sand over it _
“is this naturally generated cave natural?” _
“this is lava.” moment of silence. “this is definetely not it.” _
“i love diamonds ranboo” “me too. i’m a pirate.”
“we are… the best pirates.” _
“argh. does anyone have any citrus, i’m getting ✨✨” _
ranboo complains about the formatting of the clue “listen! i was sick!” _
“i am a pirate. i steal ships. it’s what i do.” _ in pirate voices “you little muffinhead, get over here.” “y’know saying muffinhead really throws off the pirate vibe ye’ve given.” _
“ranboo do you have any food for me?” “yes i do, i have four stacks of steak.” _
george refusing to read the clue till everyone got their boats into a “nice” line _
george adopting a heavy scottish accent for about 15 seconds before giving up _
“i have me trusty wooden spoon, i can scoop their eyes out.” _
“ah he’s stopped again, he gets another stab with the shovel.” _
(overlapping) “you have no sense of direction” “stop! he’s colourblind, stop guys.” _
“i will say, there’s going to be a twist, are you sure you’re ready to uncover it? or would anybody like to do any different things?” “i would like to thank everyone for being such good pirates.” “i would like to kill george.” _
“nothing to see here” ranboo as he stands awkwardly so that he can hide the button to the secret tomb _
karl asking for everyone to choose the best pirate (and throwing in another twitch prime ad) and the entire chat spamming ranboo _
bad just spinning in a boat in the corner while the rest murder eachother _
“look at all of my meat” _
“don’t kill me that’s just bad.” _
karl leaving to go to the bathroom and everyone immedietly trying to murder each other and then scrambling to cover it back up before he gets back _
(dialouge from after they finish covering up what they did ^) “we are okay. so anyway, what about football?” various noises of aproval _
“[…] what a simp.” “wait you’re not allowed to say that. karl’s getting banned now, good job.” hurriedly “it was a joke. it was a joke.” _
“i think corinna should gift a 100 subs, just to prove she is worthy” “to prove she has scurvy?” _
“hey! that is my partner! ye cannot stab my partner with ye fist.” _
“i am not badboyhalo, i am… duckbeard.” _
the chat spamming “techno” at the sight of a pig _
“[…] we’ve learned so much, we’ve all gotten much closer, everybody’s less violent now-” “give me a kiss.” _
ranboo running away from everyone even though he’s the only one with a weapon and no one has armour _
ranboo being banned because he was framed for breaking a block and the ban reason being ‘oof’ _
there’s probably more but i don’t remember them and this is already very long so
I think what made the Maze Tales from the SMP so fascinating was how a ton of it was a nod to different popular movies and tv shows, along with previous tales episodes.
It was also the idea that no matter what happens they kept going back to the beginning until they found the “cracks” in the maze. The way we saw the loop by seeing the first message on the tv again at the end. It added a whole other layer to the episode.
So…. if the L’manberg Independence wars was based off of the American Revolution (because of Wilbur’s obligatory Hamilton the musical reference) then I assume that the main setting for the timeline to be the 1700s (18th century).
in Tales from the SMP, it’s been estimated that the Masquerade takes place some time after 1857 due to the vintage of the wine in Sir Billiam’s mansion. Canonically, the Wild West takes place around the same time. So, technically, these two stories take place after the present timeline.
This doesn’t make sense regarding the Egg lore, however. Unless we consider simply that an ancestor of Techno’s got corrupted by the Egg at some point. As for the mansion, I assume Billiam restored the mansion he kept the Egg as the mansion Skeppy and Bad found was broken down.
So Timeline wise it’d be like:
The Village that Went Mad
1962-1963
Based off of the Salem Witch Trials
L’Manberg Revolution
1765-1784
Based off of the American Revolution
The Haunted Mansion
1765-1784
Canonically takes places a few months after Jschlatt’s death.
The Town that Never Was
It’s apparently parallel to present timeline (1765-1784)
Based off of the upload ((December 26, 2020)) it takes place between Technoblade’s Execution and the Green Festival
Either the characters are supposed to be different people, or it’s a parallel universe completely.
The Beach Episode
Also parallel to present time (1765-1784)
Uploaded on January 9th 2021 - just before Wilbur’s first (and failed) resurrection attempt by Philza and Eret
Debatably canon, could be a parallel universe altogether since Karl had God-mode (creative) there.
The Masquerade
Sometime after 1857
Uploaded first, so I assume it takes place before TWW (the difference could just be a few months).
The Wild West
Canonically takes place at the same time as the Masquerade (after 1857)
Uploaded second, so I assume it takes place after TM (the difference could just be a few months).
The Pit
Very steampunk themed - could take place anywhere between 1837 to1914
Since its confirmed future, and follows the eye-wear rule, I assume closer to the 1900s.
What if Cornelius wasn’t the only immortal from Not a Very Good Town?
(I’m not shipping Quackity and Bad here; Helga and Jimmy got fucking divorced long before the events of the Dream SMP - and now they’re just bitter exes or smthn lmao-)
ik its unlikely but i would totally lose it if the outer space episode is parodying The Thing. i say its unlikely bc then ppl are gonna think its a parody of Among Us and like ajsdhfkdhsf ig but the slander
