#super dank
Why did the girl fall of the swing
She had no arms
Hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
I just got an eye exam
It was quite the SPECTICAL
Alot of people think ima plank.
Because I’m always board
Tim: I’ve just concord my fear of ghosts.
Jhon: That’s the spirit.
Tim: Ohhhh baby lord where.
They say after that he pissed pants.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet
Because they LACKTOES
What do you call the assistant to the assistant of a nut
A CO CO NUT
What kind of underwear do long distant runners wear
Marathongs
Have you heard the gossip about butter
Actually nahhh I shouldn’t spread it
Why did the walrus lick the envelope
He was looking for a good seel
WELL WE KNOW WHATS COMING HOME
EENNGGLLAANDD
Why is an ass like a child.
Everybody wants to pinch those cheeks.
Gonna name my son retarded
If anybody asks “Are you fucking retarded?”, I'mma say yes
Understandable..
So close, yet so far
You know I’m something of a scientist myself
Finally found something I’ll be really good at
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
No you are breathtaking ❤
SOME INSPIRATION FOR Y'ALL
