#stormpilot
I like to imagine high school age otp where they’re at a dance and Person A is completely killing it they look/dance so good and B is just standing off to the side watching them but trying to look like they aren’t. And then during the slow song A just waltzes up to B and sweeps them onto the dance floor.
“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”
“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”
“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”
“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”
Where Person A’s idea of flirting is saying “I’d steal that” everytime Person B wears something that they look really good in, and B is worried that A is actually going to steal their stuff. Of course, when they start dating, A does in fact take B’s clothes.
Nothing hurts the heart more than imagining the me grumpy/awkward person of the otp singing songs with little kids. Like them kneeling and singing Four Little Speckled Frogs in this high bab voice as the little kid just watches in awe.
FBI au where Person A is an agent and Person B works in the labs. They don’t positively interact a whole lot because of their jobs and they don’t really get along. That is until they both unknowingly sign up for the same cooking class and they now have to cook together three times a week. And they’re both a mess because work them is different than class them.
Person A is having a really tuff/exhausting/just generally bad day. Person B can tell just by looking at them, so when A is busy with their work/activity, B runs and gets A nice smelling things, fuzzy socks, and a milkshake. B shows up like “I know you’ve had a crappy day and it’s part of my duties to make sure you’re okay” and A just sorta stands there like “how did I get so lucky.” ((And maybe cries a little bit too))
Why do people feel the need to write dub con/ non con or unhealthy relationship fanfiction? Like? It doesn’t make people happy? Its not Good? Why not write about them cuddling? Or fighting crime? Or literally anything else.
What about a soul mate au where you hear background music for the most important parts of your life, and when you meet your soul mate it’s dramatic and romantic music
But on the other hand…..
“Guys we really shouldn’t go in there, can’t you hear the creepy ass music? I don’t want to get killed.”
“Fuck I’m pretty sure this is fighting music I can’t fight you I have exams to study for.”
“Oh no poor kitty why are you out here all on your-NO STOP THE SAD MUSIC THIS CAT ISN’T GONNA DIE JUST WATCH ME”
Im bringing this back bc now my vision has changed. Have you seen commercials for Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist?
Guys just IMAGINE the more grumpy one of the otp singing a very romantic song or Sucker? Wow
Person 1: My partner is super snuggly and gets sleepy early. This means when they’re ready to sleep they lay on top of me and sigh until i go to bed with them. So I lay in bed, in the dark, just so they can sleep.
Person 2: *the partner*
trying to talk to a new friend about different fanfic’s you have both read is so stressful because i know that we are both in the dumpster of fanfiction but how do i know that you are as far down as me i have seen things and i don’t want to come off as a crazy person
It is always weird when I go to reread a fic and find that is has been removed because I am never fully sure if I actually read the fic or if it was a scenario I made up
Rey: Why are Finn and Poe sitting with their backs to each other?
Leia: They had a fight.
Rey: Then why are they still holding hands?
Leia: They get sad when they fight.
Finn: Are you high?
Poe: Am I what?
Finn:High
Poe:Hello
Finn: So you like bad boys huh? Well then you’ll love me because I’m bad at everything.
Poe, texting Finn: Goodnight homo
Poe:homie*
Poe: Eh same thing
Kylo: Whenever I’m about to do something I think might be dumb, I ask myself “WWPDD?”
Kylo: What Would Poe Dameron Do?
Leia: Probably Finn.
Finn: And now a gay update from Poe
Poe: Getting gayer
Finn: Thank you Poe
Finn: Rey, do you dare me to kiss Poe?
Rey: What? No?
Finn, standing up from table: Rey I can’t believe you’re making me do this
Rey: I’m not making y-
Finn, walking towards Poe: Here I go!
Poe: *walking by*
Rey: *rolls her eyes* What an ass
Finn: *staring at Poe’s ass sighing* I know
