#stanlon
My drawing of The Losers Club!! Please don’t repost!!
stan, about the losers: your existence is confusing
bill: how so?
stan: your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me
ben: is eddie always like this when he loses?
bill: oh yes, you should have been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1985
eddie: you bumped the table and you know it!
richie: can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?
mike: what’s the rule?
richie, sighing: no cake after dinner…
mike: no that’s Ben’s rule. my rule is that you need to bring me a slice too
bill: what’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
bev: the audacity
richie: sorry mom, called you by accident
maggie: that’s okay, had you by accident
eddie: will you all stop accusing me of having favorites? I like all you bills and non-bills equally.
bill: I want a hot drink
richie: I wanna pee
richie: I guess we share similar interests
bill: no we fuCKING DONT
bev: ace of spades!
stan, plays an uno card: draw four!
ben, plays a sorry card: sorry not sorry, back to start.
richie: pikachu! I choose you!
mike: WHAT ARE WE EVEN PLAYING
ben: my parents thought I didn’t know about the birds and the bees
richie: lmao what’s that
ben:
eddie, angrily: that’s it
bill:what
eddie: you’re officially uninvited to my wedding
bill: you mean our wedding?
eddie: yes that would be correct, you’re not coming
bill: how would that even work
eddie: how do I make a date really romantic?
bev: try being mysterious
eddie: got it
(later with stan)
stan: so where are we going?
eddie: none of your fucking business
mike, entering his room: *turns on the lights* ah! how did you get in here?!
richie, on the bed sipping a caprisun: someone said gay beetlejuice three times and I magically appeared.
richie, head in stan’s lap: tell me I’m pretty?
stan, lovingly looking down at him: you’re pretty fucking annoying, is what you are
richie, dramatically falling in ben’s arms: I don’t know how much longer I’ve got…
ben: at the rate you’re bleeding? decades.
bev: has anyone seen bill?
bill, lying facedown on the floor:present
richie: I DO WHAT I WANT
eddie: I’m calling stan
richie: no wait-
ben: I already have a tattoo
richie: what? where? why? how? when?
ben: I will never talk about it again
stan: do you understand the problem now that I’ve explained it to you for 15 minutes
bev:yes
stan: are you lying to me
bev, voice cracking:yes
richie: I can’t find my phone
mike: I’ll call it for you
richie no wait-
richie’s phone: you are my dad YOU’RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie
mike:
richie: I can explain
