i would be for real so pissed if i was snorpy. like if i found out there actually was a conspiracy watching my every move but ONLY after i had already started getting professional help for my paranoid delusions about there being a different fake conspiracy watching my every move, and Also learning that sometimes the real conspiracy just lets people think they’re the fake one so they don’t blow their cover, i would start going to the gym more often just so i could punch drywall without immediately shattering every bone in my hand.
two people have rb’d this now with tags to the effect of “man we should just stab alegander” and while i hold nothing against people who wish to give alegander the ol’ webkinz milk plushie treatment, i admit this reaction confuses me because alegander does not register as a very threatening presence. maybe that’s just a me thing but i think it’d be way funnier if like, snorpy saw the actual triplicate space or at least a branch Of the snakolytes, and reacted like guillermo del toro did when he saw that ufo and was like, Disgusted to realize that it looked like every bad alien sighting description ever. like legitimately disappointed by how generic it was.
“i wish i could say it’s exactly as how i predicted, chandlo dearest,” snorpy says into a payphone. “it’s not. it’s worse. no, not worse as in - it’s just so lame. one of their agents works at grumpbucks. just… ugh.”
i would be for real so pissed if i was snorpy. like if i found out there actually was a conspiracy watching my every move but ONLY after i had already started getting professional help for my paranoid delusions about there being a different fake conspiracy watching my every move, and Also learning that sometimes the real conspiracy just lets people think they’re the fake one so they don’t blow their cover, i would start going to the gym more often just so i could punch drywall without immediately shattering every bone in my hand.
happy gay month !!! drew some of my fabourite gays
i wont be able to post as often cuz im workin on a thing w/ my bestie but ill make sure to compensate yall (i will become unhinged and draw gay people for all eternity) (or at least for the entirety of june)
