#showerthoughts
Life would be a lot easier if people’s physical appearances changed based on how good or bad they treated other people.
Anti gay protesters think about gay sex more than actual gay people
Shout out to drugs for winning the war on drugs
Ebay really needs a “not from China” filter option.
IMDB needs “Often confused with” section for actors
Marrying a woman with kids is like playing another dudes saved game
Adam and Eve weren’t married.
Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you’re clumsy enough.
“Short, sweet, and to the point” is a long way of saying “concise”.
Mosquitoes are a very creepy concept. They are barely visible things that wait until dawn to sneak up on you and drink your blood and pee on the wound. Sometimes you get a minor infection, sometimes nothing happens and sometimes you die from a horrible disease.
“Walls of text” may be considered walls in a different sense - they’re pretty good at keeping certain people out of the argument.
A star is the ultimate space heater
Considering the Stone Age lasted for over 3 million years, odds are good that some prehistoric person at some point uttered syllables that sounded an awful lot like “Yabba Dabba Doo!”
The definition of artificial is “made or produced by human beings”. Since all humans were all made by human beings, AI’s have already taken over the world.
The fact that Yoda is balding with some white hair implies that at one point he had a beautiful head of full hair
People in old west saloons always turn around to see the new stranger in town. Maybe it’s because they know somebody who goes there often would know where to step to not make creaks in the floorboards.
Dads have “dad reflexes” because they’ve spent a lot of time imagining hypothetical situations where they have to act quickly to save the day
If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.
If the world as we know it is a simulation, designed and run by a type III civilisation, then just maybe the reason we sleep is to receive software patches and updates, and the reason we feel rubbish after a poor nights sleep is because we are not fully compatible with the host operating system.
Wearing pyjamas at home all day is fine until you spill a single drop of food on yourself, then you instantly look and feel like a lazy slob.
