#shane madej
ryan bergara gets paid to do shit such as screeching like mothman in the middle of the woods and hunting for ghosts half drunk in a london pub and then dressing up as indiana fucking jones to look for hidden treasure all with his best friend at his side and if that’s not the definition of ‘living your best life’ i don’t know what is
Shane taunting demons to the Another One Bites The Dust baseline is my aesthetic
Video from Sim Mallec on YouTube
If this isn’t chaotic energy. Then I don’t know what is.
Y’all…
Just got done watching the Watcher making of video, and this exchange between Ryan and Shane caught my attention:
Ryan: “So we all put personal investment into this.”
Shane: “Yes.”
Ryan: “For an undisclosed amount but let’s just say it was a lot. How did you feel when you finally had put in that capital of your own?”
Shane: “Um, I felt nothing. I made myself feel nothing.”
Wait a deep fried minute, Shane Madej can make himself feel nothing? Like, AT WILL?? Why is no one talking about this clear super power of his?! Dude can apparently just click off his emotions. That’s dope as shit. I WISH I could do that instead of just simping to my own emotions all the damn time!
I guess you don’t have to be an artist in order to recognize this little deadly demon among the others.
Shane + Glasses
Shane lookin’ a bit like a film director here.
“Ryan looks 100% better when I can’t see him clearly.”
Shane + Obi
Obi looking at Shane like “I pretend bugs are you and I eat them”.
Mania
These are my favorites. He looks so maternal.
I just read one person is dying from COVID-19 every 10 minutes in Los Angels County. I really hope our guys and the Watcher Crew are being extra careful. I have grown quite fond of them and would hate it if anything terrible happened to them.
Same goes for the rest of you crazy cowboys. Everyone, please stay safe. I like you a whole lot and need you around.
Shane is just a long, willowy-limbed, funny-ass guy with too much extra leg room.
Ryan: “Take your Shitcago right back to Chicago.”
Love watching the boys get progressively drunker. I can’t wait until the last episode of Too Many Spirits where Ryan vomits in the fire, Shane wonders out loud what purple tastes like, and Steve just fucking trips over a chord or something.
Turns out, Ryan farted.
Ryan, drunkenly: I love a fire.
Shane: Yeah, we know.
“Ryan, can you put it on? Cuz I - my *hands*..don’t work.”
Some soft boys to brighten your day.
Currently watching It’s a Wonderful Life, based on Shane’s recommendation. And maybe it’s the atmosphere, the time of year, or the LSD tab that I definitely didn’t take, but the true majesty of this film is starting to become apparent. I can’t believe it took me so long to watch this truly great movie.
And the SECOND most attractive thing Shane ever said was “Eat/Steal from the Rich.” I love a cute comrade! Whoever said the revolution would not be televised didn’t know what the fuck they were talking about.