#shallura
Restaurant au where Person A is a waitress/waiter and Person B is a chef. Person B has a quiet crush on A and tries to woo them through food. Turns out that’s the exact way to A’s heart.
Nightmare before Christmas
Pride and Prejudice
“You moved into the apartment next to mine and I can hear E V E R Y T H I N G you do”
“I was having a great day, then you football tackled me into a lake. I don’t CARE that I was almost assassinated, You AIMED for that lake.”
“I’ve noticed how much you love your garden and all your plants, and I don’t know how to flirt like other people so I may have accidentally asked you to teach me how to garden, but it’s the best part of my week.”
I like to imagine high school age otp where they’re at a dance and Person A is completely killing it they look/dance so good and B is just standing off to the side watching them but trying to look like they aren’t. And then during the slow song A just waltzes up to B and sweeps them onto the dance floor.
Where Person A’s idea of flirting is saying “I’d steal that” everytime Person B wears something that they look really good in, and B is worried that A is actually going to steal their stuff. Of course, when they start dating, A does in fact take B’s clothes.
trying to talk to a new friend about different fanfic’s you have both read is so stressful because i know that we are both in the dumpster of fanfiction but how do i know that you are as far down as me i have seen things and i don’t want to come off as a crazy person
“They mean everything to you, don’t they?”
“They mean everything and nothing at all.”
Person A: Are you absolutely positive this isn’t dangerous?
Person B: I’ve 95% sure, but I failed fourth grade math, so