“the ship that’s responsible for the entire omegaverse went canon after 20 seasons on the third day of the presidential election. also putin’s stepping down”
“Cartoon of a girl who did NOT get to visit birds this morning before going to Grandma’s house and is now listening to her Grandma monologue in great detail about every single death in the family tree” #SendHelp #prequelapp #DidTheBirdsMissMe https://www.instagram.com/p/CaN_hkgv121/?utm_medium=tumblr
Here’s a new peeper creeper comic that will hopefully brighten your day! I don’t n ow about y’all but the sky keeps diarrhea-ing white all over me in the form of snow and I gotta keep going outside to shovel my sanity has deteriorated quite a bit. Stay warm! Peeper says he loves you <3 #peepercreeper #circleoflife #life #death #creep #horror #monsters #monsterart #pervert #boobied #butts #lowbrowart #weirdoart #indiecomics #undergroundcomics #comicstrip #funnycomic #blizzard #imdyingontheinside #sendhelp https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt1nPGIFGeK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vtwr7l87qwtj
This is the only place where I can openly speak about the fact that I’m reading smutty fanfictions during my night shift while the hottest resident in my hospital is sitting right next to me writing his doctoral thesis on the influence of sports on multiple sclerosis.
It’s a request for NSFW sooo, SHOO LITTLE KIDS FROM THIS DIRTY FACTORY GROUNDS GO BUY SOME LOLLIPOPS AT DUKES OR SOMETHING…BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO HERE ;)
You were a huge pain in the ass for Karl Heisenberg because this particular day you decided to be the biggest brat he’s ever met, you were dropping stuff on purpose making him look when you bent to pick it up showing your curves which made him distracted and stop doing what he was doing and look at you instead. You decided to wear a crop top to show your delicious mounds which he loved to play with, as you were doing movements making them bounce and jiggle, he was holding himself back as much as he could as he tried hard, it was time for lunch as you were munching on yogurt and were moaning lewdly as you took a spoonful of the white substance, he stopped stunned, gulping quietly he felt that his patience and his excitement were changing with each damn second you pulled something on him.
Like in the morning when he asked you to go to get some stuff from the Duke but you said you had a lot of work to do, or when he asked you a question seeing you’re not there to answer…you were bratty today and it was time to get punished for breaking his authority. As he was thinking about something as you took a rather big banana pealing it and taking a lick over the tip never breaking eye contact with him, he felt his damn bulge ready to make a hole in his tight pants as he sucked in a breath through gritted teeth ‘You little piece of shit!’ he snarled in his mind, as you, on the other hand, made your tongue circle the tip of the banana and take it slowly in making your tongue glide over the poor fruit. You took a bite and a huge part of it was hanging out of your mouth as you swirled your tongue for it not to fall and break your act, you chew and swallowed the bit as Heisenberg quietly was watching, his t-shirt was covered in sweat, his eyes trained on your throat as you swallowed the bit and went for another bite, his breath ragged and quiet, it was a silence before the storm.
You already finished the banana smiling innocently as you walked past him smirking and saying most slyly “If you wanted a piece, you could have just asked Karl!” holding back your laughter your plan was making fast progress as you felt him stiffen as the metal around your started trembling, you walked out the door hearing a lot of clanging and curses, making you jump a bit but you held back for the sake of your plan. Walking down the steps, turns, cables, cords, metal pieces, and scraps you reached Karls’ and your bedroom door knocking on the crest of the Horse and the horseshoe it opened for you and you walked in, undressing you put the clothes in the clothes hamper and entered the showers to take a long shower, turning off the knobs and walking out of the shower wiping your body with the khaki color towel, you thought about something 'What if Karl gets mad and won’t catch on the bait, what if he won’t talk to me and ignore me instead, maybe I should tell him it’s all just a little game!’ you walked outside the shower not expecting Karl sitting on the bed shirtless looking at you as you walked not seeing him yet or not paying enough attention, “Hello Buttercup!” he said so quiet it made you let out a small scream of surprise as the towel almost dropped to the ground, his eyed you up and down clearly enjoying the view “What the hell Karl! You almost gave me a damn heart attack!” you almost yelled, making him smirk dangerously…'Oh, shit…oh no…he had something on his mind!’ the thought hit you like a slap across the face if Karl had that smile it could be two things you are in DEEP ASS trouble or you’re about to have a GOOD TIME!
He sat quietly for a while and then he grind his teeth on the cigar exhaling the smoke “Oh Buttercup…you’re so fucked up now, you made the whole damn day so hard to concentrate that I think I wanna reward you with something!” he flicked his hand as a collar flew and clasped around your neck, next were the cuffs that locked themselves around your wrists and ankles, as he yanked them hard and you towards his lap, you were facing down the ground as you felt his rough fingertips, littered with scars and rough skin tracing patterns on your back, you knew he had enough so you braced yourself, “I will spank this naughty ass of yours babygirl and you will count each of it, if…” he took a puff out of his ciagarillo and continued “…you break the counting I’ll strat over again am I clear dollface?”he said deep and calm as you noded your head earning a strong slap that jiggled your ass making you yelp and scream “I want you to use your little dirty mouth honeybee, after all you’re good at using it…arent cha?” he growled as you inhaled “Yes Sir!” he chuckled “Atta girl, you can be a good girl when you try, now strat counting!” he said in deep grave voice which he used when he was serious, as the first slap landed on your ass you knew he’s going to be rough and he’ll do everything to make you pay for your bratiness and teasing…56 slaps later you were a sobbing mess, you ass was redder that damn chilli sauce.
Heisenbergs’ breaths were rugged and deep as he looked down at oyur trembling and sobbing form, he felt a pang of guilt as his hand traced the red prints making you yelp and sob, he leaned in kissing them softly and carressing them as he flipped his hand he positioned your body on the bed as he went to the drawers rummaging for something coming back he poured some liquid that stung like bitch and your ass felt more cool than before as you heard zipper being pulled a shuffilng of clothes you heard him speak “Now babydoll I think I can share something with you,or…do you deserve it??!” he whispered into you ear as you gasped he was not done..as you were flipped around like a ragdoll you saw his cock,thick, with veins and dripping precum, first time when you saw his cock he was amused, you never have seen such a huge steed dick before “Why not touching it babe, it doesn’t bite I guarantee you this!” you were a blushing mess and after all this time you still was blushing at the sight of his cock, he let you lay on your back upsidedown looking at his cock as he stood good distance away from you, the cuffs not letting you move pretty much you knew what he wanted, he wanted you to beg but before you open your mouth he beat you to it.
“Come on dollface, if you want a piece, you could just ask!” his shit-eating grin made you lose it then and there, you gulped as you looked at his cock and back at him “I…I want it, Sir!” he raised his eyebrow clearly not pleased with your answer “I want your juicy cock Sir, please give it to me, please!” he stood for a moment as he came closer but not too close. “You see dollface, after all, you’re my little cock sucking Bitch and you’ll BEHAVE, you got me sugartits?!” he growled the words out, making you nod your head as he forced your mouth open and shoved his cock deep into your warmness, groaning in the process as he looked down at your throat seeing the outline of his dick, as the collar was making it even tighter, he moaned and started shoving it in an unforgiving pace, not giving you time to process, as you were trying to catch air every possible second, his balls were hitting your nose as you closed your eyes and let him use your throat as he pleased, his pace picked up, faster and faster his thrusts became sloppier, you moaned around him as he came into your hot cavern making you suck every drop he gave you “How’s this yogurt darlin’ is it deliciously tasty, hmm?” he asked smiling wickedly.
Pulling out with a pop he looked at the mess you were, covered in sweat and sticky cum, his cock was hard enough again as he moved around you pulling you further onto the bed, while you were catching your breath he aimed for your pussy diving into it at once, his tongue was as skilled as his master was, you were writhing and moaning as salvia was escaping your mouth making you lose your mind as he was biting and sucking your folds, your clit was nudged now and then by his nose, his tongue plunged into your wet cavern making you arch into his mouth as he picked up the pace you moaned some kind of gibberish nonsense as he was facefucking your hungry cunt. “K-Karl I’m close!” you whined as he pulled away immediately making you yelp and whine in protest as he looked at you, his face was feral, eyes squinted, mouth bared with his sharp fangs, and his beard covered in your slickness “What was that doll? I didn’t quite catch that kitten, looks like you’ve forgotten your manners!” it made you growl in frustration earning a dark chuckle from Karl as you took in a breath and said “Please Sir…I-I…I need to cum so badly! I beg you, please…!” you moaned the words out earning a soft slap on your thigh as he smirked at you “That’s it, baby girl, you just have to be an obedient little pup and you’ll get the reward!”
He latched his mouth onto your cunt making you moan and buck into him as he made you cum so fast you never knew you could, your pussy spasming and giving him all of its juices as you were laying he was lapping and dragging you towards another orgasm as you begged not understanding what for and writhing as much as the cuffs allowed you to move, you were close to snap second time as he rose to his knees and slammed himself deep inside your cunt making you yell in surprise and arch into him, he attacked your breasts making you mewl and moan, begging him to give you everything as he was pistoning his cock into your poor hole that was sucking him hard to receive his cum. He was groaning roaring, biting, sucking, your body had hickeys and bites everywhere making you come undone so many times you forgot to count them, he was nearing his peak as you were nearing yet another orgasm “YOU.LITTLE.FUCKING.SHIT.I.OWN.YOU.AND.YOU’LL.BE.FUCKING OBEDIENT.LITTLE.BITCH!”
He practically slammed his hips at each of these words and with a final thrust he came inside your hole holding you tight and possessively, you were so eaxausted as you mewled out “T-Thanky you Sir for your delicious cum!” you heard him chuckle and kiss your breast where your heart was, finnaly he pulled the collar up kissing you deeply as you looked at him as a lovestruck puppy, he kissed you so possesivly “Don’t make me punish you again Buttercup, I really hate seeing you in pain my sweet babydoll, okay!?” he kissed you ever so softly now, you rised your eyebrow and chuckled making him rise his eyebrow back at you “Karl, you forgot..?” he was now dumbstruck “You said I always was obedient and good, you said you wanted to punish me and that it would be so damn hot!” you winked at him making his cheeks turn red “Y-You made this…for me! Kitten, I could have hurted you badly…Holy Shit is everything alright did I hurt you badly!” honesltly he was so sweet and cute when worried “Actually I love it Karl and you did so good I don’t mind repeating!” you winked at him as he shook his head kissing you deeply “Damn it baby I friking adore you, you’re my everyting!” he picked you up and went to the bathroom. Yep, you definitely would love to repeat that!
