me: ugh gods why is social interaction so hard for me sometimes idgi
Loke: because you subconsciously treat it like a game or performance you have to win but as much as we love winning games/shows, it isnt one, technically. you’re just here. :)
I was having so much fun learning Italian until all the prepositions had to come in and ruin everything
pro tip: just ignore the parts of your target language that you don’t like/understand! :-) This works 100%
Happy Langblring!
this is not a pro tip i literally did this with german cases for 8 months and it stopped me progressing for nearly an entire year please stop spreading rumours you’re as bad as benny lewis
i literally said “This works 100%” which 100% of the time means “This works 0%” and i also included a nose smiley how much more obvious does my sarcasm have to be
i wrote this entirely in lower case and without any punctuation so idk how u thought i was being serious ((okay so there was one punctuation mark but… that is not the point))
- warnings;18+ only, minors do not interact! ice play, handcuffs in bed, blindfolds, highly suggestive,drinking, using the traffic color system instead of safe words, sub!akaashi, i am dying, read at your own discretion
a/n;thank you for hyping me up @beautifulblhell,@justanawolfand@rintah0e ahhhhh i’m running a w a y (i highly suggest listening to lavender and velvet by alina baraz while reading k bye!)
i love aziraphale’s dumb little reading glasses. should angels need glasses to read? presumably not! you’d think they could miracle their eyes to 20/20! but every possibility for their existence is good
1. he thinks they’re cool
2. he thinks eccentric bookshop owners should wear glasses
3. he’s just gotten so used to humans who look his age needing glasses to read that he brought it on himself
4. this body has always had bad eyes. for whatever reason, they decided to hand out a far sighted angelic host, and aziraphale just dealt with it for 5000 years until someone invented glasses
5. he can’t let crowley have all the glasses wearing fun
