Does anybody remember that meme with Ambani and his grandson and re-enacting the scene from The Lion King??

PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT

If anyone has that post, please help me out here

sleepylostboy:

What if.. if you.. put your age in your bio? And then.. and then I didn’t block you

I’m sorry I will not sext you or anything unless you buy my nudes nothing personal against you, it’s just if I did that I’d literally be sexting everyone and that doesn’t seem fun.

Thank you for understanding babies

halsey you’re everything

primalfear:

greg’s dad had to pretend to be straight to marry into money and greg will have to pretend to be gay to do the same </3 life is so cyclic

_{Okay, I know I keep disappearing for weeks on end but seriously people should request stuff!!!}

PLEASEEEE IDK WHAT THEIR SHIP NAME IS BUT I NEED MORE TSUKKI X KAGS X YAMS CONTENT, I LITERALLY LOVE THAT SHIP SO MUCH BUT LIKE NO ONE SHIPS IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I JUST WANT THEM, THEY’RE BOYFRIENDS WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THIS?????

funnytwittertweets:

[ID: a tweet by user jon drake @/DrakeGatsby, which reads: “putting more and more weighted blankets on me until finally I am pressed like a panini.” End ID]

lavenderlink:

gme, aka link neal being wildly horny for 2+ hours

tyzixs:

if fable 2 was more popular reaver definitely would have been a tumblr sexyman

sonnysmiley:

Heck️ hello?

aus-yeezus:

A- are you single?
B- birthday?
C- crush?
D- did u get ur first kiss?
E- easiest person to talk to?
F- favorite song?
G- good at?
H- hair color?
I- in love?
J- jealous of?
K- known as?
L- longest relationship?
M- middle name?
N- number?
O- one wish?
P- person last texted?
Q- question always asked?
R- reason to smile?
S- song last listened to
T- time you woke up?
U- 3 biggest wishes?
V- violent moment?
W- worst fear?
X- ex you still liked after it was ended?
Y- your last hug?
Z- zodiac sign?

sosaysdean:

jack: oh it’s mother’s day today

dean and jack:

cogentranting:

So Layla is definitely staying Taweret’s avatar right? Protector of women and children?

taylorslistofexlovers:

sofreddie:

WIP Updates

I’ve got a ton of WIPs I’ve been bouncing around between. I’ve noticed I’m good for 300-500 word bursts at a time, but then I can’t think or have to go on to something else. So it takes a little while to get them written.

Anywho, here’s what I have in the works and, hopefully, coming soon:

Personal Pleasures 2/2 - Nightclub!Owner!Sam x F!Journalist!Reader

Resigned 4 - Alpha!Jensen x Omega!Reader (The perfectionist bug has hit hard on this fic, so it’s taking more time to carefully write each part)

Diggin’ It (Domestic Drabble)

Home Fries (Domestic Drabble)

Cordell Walker x Soldier Boy (Noncon/Dark!Fic)

Michael Langdon x Reader (Dark!Fic)

The Lion’s Den Part 6 (this picked up a smidge of plot so I’m just reworking a few things for that.)

Hunter vs Hunter Part 6

Into the Mystic - Jody Mills x Donna Hanscum

There are a ton of others, but these are what I’m focusing on at the moment. Of course, I’m liable to hop on some other WIP or make a new one that jumps the line. ‍♀️

Feel free to check out my open bingo cards and send in requests! A lot of the cards aren’t fandom specific, so you can request any fandom/character and I may give it a go!

Happy Fanfic-ing!

Keep reading

Okay but the Cordell x Soldier boy and the Jody x Donna…

Actually all of those…. yes…

Do you think you could move me to the forever tag list? I wouldn’t want to miss any of them!!!

I’m getting a lil tipsy this evening and I want company! Send me asks, confessions, submissions, ANYTHING GOES ;)

I wanna have fun!

smolsoftbun:

Send me a kink and I will rate it!!!

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

i hope one day there is a black lesbian pope.