#percy jackson and the greek gods
Annabeth *calling Percy*: Where the hell are you? I’ve been trying to reach you for hours!
Percy: Oh yea, well we just went to the bar, got into a small fight, then we left and uhhh
Grover *mouthing: Escape room
Percy: And then we went to an escape room
Annabeth: Who the hell goes to an escape room after a bar fi- your in jail aren’t you?
Percy *trying to pick the lock*: It’s a room and we’re trying to escape!
Chiron *walks in the big house*: What are you seven doing, offering some sort of sacrifice?
Percy: Yea and it me
Jason: No, it’s not, no one wants to touch that
Percy: Okay, first of all, ouch
Percy: *drinking “something”
Chiron: No drinking here Percy!
Percy *hoarsely*: This is flour
Percy: Hey you can trust me, let’s not forget who pulled you out of that river yesterday
Clarisse: let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN
Percy: Anyways, as i was saying-
I think that Disney should give us Logan Lerman as Poseidon in the upcoming Percy-Jackson-Series. We deserve an excuse for what they did to us with the Perry-Johnson-Movies… and I’m willing to accept this, and only this as a valid compensation.
Percy: is anyone else scared?
Nico: Not really, I’ve already lived longer than expected.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me the first time my parents flew off somewhere for business.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me when my ‘friends’ turned away from me.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me when I cried the whole night out of fear of going back to school the next day.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me right after my surgery.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me after my first heartbreak.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me after every fight.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me after my first cut.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me when I lost hope.
Dear Percy Jackson, you were there for me when nobody else was.
Dear Percy Jackson, you are a hero.
Dear Percy Jackson, it’s hard to say goodbye.
Dear Percy Jackson, thank you for everything.
