#octane apex legends

Octane: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Caustic: Wasn’t Ajay with you?

Lifeline: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too

Wraith and Octane, scuffling and yelling… loud screech

Revenant: You know, flirting was a lot less aggressive back in my day.

Octane, after blowing off his legs: Am I in trouble?

Lifeline: Take a guess.

Octane: … No?

Lifeline: Take another guess.

Octane: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff.

Bangalore: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in Scooby Doo?

Bangalore, moves a painting to reveal a secret tunnel

Octane, smirks smugly at her

Lifeline: Are you sure you aren’t dating Natalie?

Octane: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.

Lifeline: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.

Caustic: Go fuck yourself.

Wraith: I don’t have to. Octavio and Niroshen will do it for me.

Caustic: …

Rampart: [hoots in the distance]

[while hugging]

Wattson: Why do you have an erection?

Octane: I’m happy.

Gibraltar: Alright, I got a box. We’re gonna put everything we love in the box.

Bloodhound: Can I put Natalie in the box?

Gibraltar: No

Octane: Can I put Natalie in the box?

Gibraltar: No!

Mirage: Can I-

Gibraltar: No one is putting Natalie in the box!!

Lifeline the day Octane joined the games: Have you met my friend Tavo?

Any of the taller legends: And what’s Tavo short for?

Lifeline: Because he’s only 5’3

Octane: …

Octane: Fuck you!

Bangalore: Can I be frank with you?

Wraith: Uh sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is going to help the situation.

Octane: Shh- let Frank speak.

Octane: Omg babe are you okay? You’re foaming at the mouth.

Rampart, spitting the foam into the sink: Yeah? I was just brushing my teeth.

Octane:

Rampart:

Rampart: Octavio… please tell me you know what brushing your teeth is.

+ Bonus

Octane: Might fuck around and become a catboy, idk