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handy-dandy-headcanons:

I’m reviving this fandom single handedly!!!!!

..until more hands come to help..

@3e-disaster@assclass-conspiracies@maeiso-trash@takaokaakira@kalenykilsa@assclass-with-no-noses@ship-the-ships-i-ship@imagine-a-world-without-shippers@flauntingdante@assassinatinglofiwithtears

Where are my hands LETS GO GUYS WOO

Please come stab me out back of the Denny’s

Happy festivities everyone

Sorry I did a burst of gifsounds, the nothing. Again. Hope everyone closes out the year on a high note, I will try to bring myself back into producing content for everyone in 2018

motherhenna:

me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??

“Ah yes, it would appear you’ve given life to a Ranger with a proficiency in Animal Handling,” the doctors say as I hold my child.

“Just like your father!” As the screen pans to a half-orc wiping away their tears of happiness.

memxntomxri:

cuttingchai:

an accurate representation of my tumblr dashboard

WHAT HAPPENED WTF

Don’t forget, Shan. The “Dabi’s identity” leaks also happened on that day. It was hysterical to see Dabi trending above the US election.

Ok but fr those of you out there who see this send me/tag me in your favorite Destiel fics. I do not care if they’re cursed. I wanna experience this.

katsupeach-deactivated20220224:

The Tumblr Algorithm: or why your very good post flopped


*disclaimer* I’m not an expert, and this is based on my experience.

I’ve considered making this post a lot! but I’ve been watching mutuals get discouraged and it sucks <3 especially when you’ve worked hard on something! also i dont’ mean this to be shitty im def tryna be helpful

Reasons Why Your Post May Be Underperforming

- you may have tagged it with something that keeps it out of the main tags, such as NSFW, or sometimes tumblr decides that pictures and dividers, tags and gifs, all could be spam, so they keep those posts out of the main tags. Sometimes a post may take an hour or longer to show up(you can avoid this by not using the same headers and dividers too much, which i know is annoying but tumblr flags it as you spamming the tag, is my best guess)

- you may have posted it at a time when the dashboard is dead. Regardless of how many followers you have, if you post when people aren’t online, then people won’t see your post. In my experience the best time to post is evenings, after 6PM EST. Anything I post before that doesn’t do as well. The best days to post for me have always been Friday/Saturday.

- you may just be writing something that’s not trendy rn, a character that isn’t as popular, or a trope or kink that not a lot of people are currently talking about. In this case, don’t beat yourself up about a post getting or not getting notes! if it’s something people arent actively searching for, less people will find it.

-you may be posting long, multichapter fics, and IMO these do much better on AO3. I have 8k+ followers, and I get an avg of ~300 notes on a series chapter, but by keeping an active taglist on my google form, I get plenty of qualitative interaction, that feels just as good as getting qualitative interaction. Again, this just my experience, but for any series, I’d rec making a google forms taglist.

Best practices for seducing the tumblr algorithm, or making your posts reach your intended audience

-do post at peak times, and utilize the queue function. figure out when your dashboard is the most alive, and post then.

-domake sure your post is actually showing up in the tags

- do timezone reblogs, one every 6-8 hours, especially if you have more than 1k followers

-do run a queue where you meaningfully interact with other peoples writing and art! if you give people meaningful interactions with feedback and love, people will do the same for you <3 and this goes the same for writers who get lots of notes/interaction, all of us notice nice stuff, whether it’s you going feral in the tags or sending an ask.

-the best way I’ve found to boost yourself is to post original content often,well emme, you say, I can’t write a fuckin fic every night, and you don’t either! and it’s true! I don’t! and I dont post unless it’s like,, a good night. Here’s the thing - answering asks counts as original content. Do ask games that involve you giving something to the person asking, not the other way around, and that will boost your engagement and interaction. offer matchups, drabbles, etc. Even if only a few people take you up on it the first time, more will the next time! and often those asks and drabbles will get rbed, at least by the person who asked for them.

Overall, please don’t write things that you wouldn’t read, don’t write things that don’t bring you an unmitigated amount of joy, because sometimes good posts get buried, sometimes good fics don’t get the interaction they deserve, it happens, but it’ll feel just a little less shitty if you can say genuinely YOU enjoyed reading the thing you’ve written.

I spent at least two months getting like 10 notes on most of the things I posted, I had an event that literally no one participated in, I’ve had ask games no one did, it happens, esp if you’re doing these things at the wrong times. Please, please, don’t beat yourself up and compare yourself to other blogs that get different amounts of attention than you, this website is a total mess haha, so I promise it’s not your fault.

I’ll end this by saying please feel free to send me asks about this! and please also know that if anyone wants me to beta their work I’m always down to do it always.

mutsukiy:

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Health Post (not content)

Hey all! Here’s a general update on my health.

CW I will be discussing health issues, possible malpractice, drug addiction, blood mention, pregnancy, and derealization.

Let’s start with the more “concerning” of the two. Certain symptoms are reminiscent of Cholestasis in my liver which, if severe enough, means I’ll have to deliver my child a month early. Along with that it’s caused manic itching and made me scratch until bleeding. It was rather alarming to look down and see I’d unconsciously mutilated my legs. Oops. ;;

Second point requires some backstory. About 6 years ago I was put on a “non-addictive” sleep aid as a treatment for my insomnia. The problem with this is that I’ve been taking this medicine daily for SIX YEARS, UNINTERRUPTED. There was hardly any dose changes from the medium dose I took, despite my weight fluctuating. Well, when you’re pregnant, your OB will want to reduce the amount of medication you’re on so baby isn’t also effected by it.

Despite this medicine being “non addictive”, I used to go into seizures and fainting spells when I would be abruptly taken off of it. Basically, it’s addictive and it being non addictive is only a sometimes thing depending on who it is.

The past few nights I decided to listen to the good ol doc and quit my medicine as he requested. The first day was fine, albeit, I slept restlessly and had episodes of derealization. It’s nothing too bad and the drug would be out of my system soon, yeah?

Wrong. Day two I woke up after not remembering going to sleep. My husband had just come home and greeted me cheerfully and I literally sat there. I didn’t know who he was, nor that I was married. Even more jarring, I did not know I was pregnant and looking down to see I’m VERY VISIBLY PREGNANT caused me to lock up so bad I went non-verbal. This continued for three hours. Three hours of waking up trembling, crying when he got too close, and being unable to speak. I thought towards the end that I had finally had the stroke my doctors warned might be in my future. Finally I was able to remember everything up until that point.

Now for those of you who are saying “So what? Just post the fic on time” I’d like to clarify that if I couldn’t remember my spouse and kept having lapses in memory, I certainly could not remember much about Genshin Impact (a game I recently got into.) I know a lot of you have common sense to not ask that question but just in case, I’d like to cover my bases. This isn’t targeting anyone btw I just made this comment to clarify I couldn’t remember something as important as if Zhongli was Geo or Pyro. Or that Cryo meant ice. I thought Anemo was a misspelling of anime for a minute and that was probably the funniest thing that happened.

Following up, I’ll be getting both blood work for problem A and a CT scan/MRI for problem B. Let’s hope for the best. ^^

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