#minerva mcgonagall
McGonagall:I heard that you had another run in with Remus again. What has he done to piss you off this time?
Snape:Oh nothing. I’m fine. I was just being dramatic. It’s what I do.
Young Minerva McGonagall ❤️
283. At some point James Potter and Sirius Black found all of James’ old glasses from throughout his life and placed every single one of them on James’ face, all 12 of them, and wore them to transfiguration.
Mcgonagall was so done with their antics by then that she didnt even realise and just continued teaching the lesson as if nothing was amiss.
Robert McGonagall and Isobel Ross
snape: you know what they say. where there’s smoke there’s fire.
mcgonagall: and you.
snape: albus, you can’t just go around sacrificing people! this isn’t, this isn’t… what place am I trying to think of minerva?
mcgonagall: no place! there’s no place where you can go around sacrificing people!
snape: okay, don’t worry about it. i’ll go talk to lockhart, i can reason with him.
mcgonagall: say that last sentence again.
snape: i can reason with him.
mcgonagall:
snape: i’ll distract him with something shiny.
mcgonagall: severus has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced him.
sprout: that can’t be true.
mcgonagall: watch this.
mcgonagall: hey, severus, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
snape: *throws himself out a window*
mcgonagall, watching harry do something stupid: severus, you’re officially the second highest risk here.
snape: hell yeah! i’m gonna-
mcgonagall: don’t finish that sentence, you’ll move back up.
snape: look, i hate to say it, but you’re acting like me.
mcgonagall: posting gilderoy’s credit card number in the newspaper because he said you looked tired?
snape:
snape: oh, right, i forgot i did that.