Loki: *literally on earth for 10 mins, doing nothing*

Stephen: too dangerous, here, fall for eternity

Wanda: *turns a whole damn town into a sitcom, keep people imprisoned for months, have magical babes, bring back the dead, starts a fight with S.W.O.R.D., have a witch-off…*

Stephen: I’m not here for Westview, it’s all fine honey, let’s have a tea shall we?

Loki watching his “file” in the interrogation room like:

I decided to do requests and asks!

You give me 2-6 marvel characters, they can be comic or MCU and I’ll write a small incorrect of them.

You can decide the topic if you like, it can be about a fight, a mission, crack, romance ect…or just leave it to me, it’s up to you!

Or I can answer your questions as the character

Now I think maybe I can do headcannons as well, it might be fun!

Kate: your best shot?

Clint: The one that I never took…

Kate: *on the inside* he must be talking about Black Widow, it should emotional…

*20 year ago*

Natasha: Don’t do this…

Clint:…

Natasha: CLINT IF YOU TAKE THAT ONE LAST SHOT YOU’R GOING TO DIE FROM ALCOHOL WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE PLEASE!

Doctor Strange: Do you know Spider-Man?

Doc Ock:Yes!

Doctor Strange: Is this him?

Doc Ock *turns to Peter*: kid have you ever dance in middle of the street?

Peter:n-no

Doc Ock: No, he is not Peter

Tony: I’m not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.

Rhodes:…

Happy:…

Pepper:…

Peter:GODDAMN

Loki : I will face god and walk backwards into hell

Leah : the fuck you will, I didn’t invite you to my house

Okay but what if Wanda said “no more superpowers” instead of “no more mutants”

What if series basically Marvel saying “Oh, you’re sad about your favourite’s death? Boo hoo, now watch them die in a another multiverse”

And we all thought Steven was going to be mad because of the multiverse disaster but no, he was like “ehh it’s all fucked up anyway, let me join too”. Honestly, Loki is more considered about multiverses than Sorcerer Supreme’s himself at this point

Wong be like: bruh

MCU is not MCU anymore, it’s not Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s Marvel Cinematic Multiverse at this point

F in the chat for Doctor Strange

Renslayer: How do you plead?

Alligator Loki:grrrr

Renslayer: ugh typical loki, prune him!

Did alligator Loki knew he was adopted or Odin needed to explain him?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE!!

Peter Parker: Let’s get a birthday cake.

Loki: But neither of us have birthdays this month.

Peter Parker: The cake won’t know.

Loki: Valid point, let’s get two.

Loki (whispering to Peter Parker): Good job on the mission today Spiderling.

Peter (whispering back): Thank you Mr Loki. Why are we whispering?

Loki (still whispering): I want Thor to think we’re conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Peter (looking at Thor): This is realy funny Mr Loki.

Loki (also looking at Thor): I’m glad you agree.

Thor, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

Tony, who overheard them but doesn’t want to ruin their fun:Stabbing

{Thor proceeds to yeet himself out the nearest window, the last sound he heard was Loki’s hysterical laughter}

Peter Parker (holding picture of Loki): Have you seen Mr Loki?

Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?

Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D

Loki:

Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?

Loki, failing to wipe away his happy tears: I-I’m fine

{Loki, Peter Parker and Tony on an Undercover Mission}

Tony (through coms): I need you two to argue and pretend to hate each other until they leave.

Peter Parker (through coms):What?

Loki (through coms):Why?

Tony (through coms): Do it, it’s for a distraction.

Peter Parker (to Loki):You are too awesome and smart! It’s frustrating! 

Loki:Me?! You are the- You are the most adorable child in the world!

Peter Parker :*pouts*

Tony on a sigh (through coms): Why… why did that offend him?

Loki (through coms): I usually say ‘in the universe’.

Loki’s Sentiment to Peter Parker

{Peter gets injured during a battle and falls into an unawakable coma and Loki feels guilty because he was the indirect cause of it. Peter wakes up in the end.}

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As Loki walks into the the hospital room Peter was sleeping in, his blood nearly froze cold at the sight of Peter Parker’s sleeping and marred face.

Sentiment was not Loki’s forte, but seeing his friend in such a state has awoken rare emotions that he thought his heart was no longer capable of feeling anymore. Emotions he only reserved and last felt when he realised he was the indirect cause of his mother’s death.

Slowly he approaches the bed and stands next to the young boy’s face, as he builds up the courage to say what was needed.

Loki: “I will not ask your forgiveness, because what I have done to you is unforgivable.

I was so lost in hatred and revenge that I have caused harm to you. (Loki’s calm demeanour starts to break)

Sweet Spiderchild, you stole what was left of my cold dead heart. (tears start falling from Loki’s eyes)

And now I have lost you forever. (Loki caresses Peter’s bruised forehead)

I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. (Loki’s voice starts to crack)

And not a day shall pass that I don’t miss your sweet smile. (Loki’s feels his heart breaking as he only hears deafening silence instead of Peter’s excited voice) Goodbye little Spiderling.”

Having said what he needed to say Loki places a soft farewell kiss on Peter’s forhead. Just as he turns to walks away, Loki hears a soft voice calling him from the bed.

Peter: “Hello, Mr Loki”

Frozen, Loki turns back. He saw Peter eyes open and alive, a happy smile gracing his lips as his eyes made contact with Loki’s. The sight was almost too much for Loki to handle.

Loki: “Hello Peter”

No other words are needed to be said as they both shared a heart warming embrace, this time with tears of happiness being shed.

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Notes: Watching, Maleficent (2014), I picture Loki and Peter Parker’s relationship is similar to Maleficent and Aurora.