#maximoffs

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AU where Steve catches the Maximoff twins in the Avenger’s Tower watching all Disney movies that they didn’t get to see growing up, and they’re both completely in love with the movies. So Steve gets the other Avengers together to plan them a trip to Disney World. The trip is a complete surprise. When the twins get on the jet, they think they’re going on another mission and don’t realize that Natasha packed suitcases for the both of them filled with everything they’d need for a trip to Orlando.

When they step off the jet, Mickey and Minnie are waiting for them (as arranged by Tony), the twins are confused for a second, and the team has to explain to them that they’re not actually going on a mission. Once they realize what’s going on, Pietro immediately turns into a 5 year old. Wanda tries to stay a bit more composed, but she’s choking back tears because this trip is the nicest thing anyone’s done for them in a long time. And within the first hour, Pietro’s dragged her down with him and they’re both running around like little kids going on all the rides and meeting as many characters as they can. The group rides Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin 4 times because they’re all trying to beat each other’s high scores. They see practically all the shows and parades, visit all 4 parks, and eat more food with Mickey Mouse on it than they thought could exist. They take a family photo in front of Cinderella’s Castle (and all the other iconic park locations). In fact, Natasha doesn’t stop taking pictures the whole time. And, thanks to Tony, the twins leave the parks having more souvenirs than anyone knows what to do with (so many that they can’t bring everything back on the jet and some of it has to be shipped home).

#i love ‘we’re going to disney world’ aus#please just picture#wanda and pietro#in matching mickey mouse hats#sleeping on the jet ride home#clutching plushies of their favorite characters#i was just listening to the ‘dreams come true’ fireworks spectacular#and imagining the maximoffs#standing in front of cinderella’s castle#in that huge crowd#watching fireworks#and seeing tinker bell fly across the sky#and just being completely overwhelmed by it all

Yes.

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

agnt-romanov

I tried to go and leave you behind, what did I find? I took a trip on a train and I thought about you. If these two break up, they’ll get back together eventually. Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories:

“Come Home to Roost” (M, 4k) by Nejinee

Seeing your ex at a party is bound to be awkward. Seeing your ex, whom you’re still deeply, desperately in love with, at a party, is a whole other level of awkward.

+ Modern AU. Two years after they break up, Bucky gets high and waxes rhapsodic about Steve’s dick to anyone that’ll listen. 

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“Runaways” (T, 4k) by crinklefries

He is inconsolably, terribly, horribly hung up over his ex.

It doesn’t help that his ex is his co-worker.

It doesn’t help that his ex is Captain Fucking America.

+ Shrunkyclunks. Shield Agent Bucky runs into his exes at a midnight grocery run. Hilarious, with an assist from the bodega man

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“Keep it together” (T, 4k) by Nejinee

“Is this the Bucky who stomped all over your precious star-spangled heart and left it for dead by the side of the highway?”

What do you do when your (clearly traitorous) friend invites your ex to dinner? You fake it, that’s what. You pretend to totally have your shit together. You pretend to not stare, to not notice how your ex hasn’t gotten decrepit and gross with age. No, you instead focus on how mature and cool you are now without them. You also realize you haven’t gotten over them, not even a little and that seeing Bucky Barnes again is probably the sickest joke the universe has ever played on you. Your life, Steve Rogers, is a shitshow.

+ Modern AU. Another one by Nejinee!! A double date with Sam and Nat goes off track. Protective friends, fancy food, alley sex, and getting back together.

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“For the Summer” (E, 44k) by CoraRochester,fadefilter,steebadore

Fifteen years ago, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes had been two teenagers in love, spending sweltering summers in Eagle Inlet, Steve’s sleepy lakeside hometown way up in the Adirondacks. Sure, Bucky’s rich family only came up in summertime, but they were off to college soon and they’d be together forever, right?

Not quite.

These days, Bucky’s back in town for the summer and it turns out, some hurts—and firsts—are hard to get over.

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There was something venomous and fiery chasing itself through Steve’s veins, choking the life out of his common sense. He put a hand on Bucky’s waist, small and tight, shifting with Bucky’s quick breathing and he squeezed, trying to ground himself. It didn’t work.

There was hardly any space left between them. Bucky’s hair brushed the tip of his nose. It was citrus and sweat and like a gut punch of memory. “We could see if I’m any better now,” Steve said. “I’ve had a little more practice since then.”

+ Modern AU. Bucky is on track to take over the family business when he runs into his ex from 15 years ago. Steve and Bucky still yearn for each other and want to make it work this time around.

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“Exes and Doughs” (T, 11k) by maximoffs

Captain America could have decided to walk into any donut shop on that Tuesday afternoon, but he had to walk into Bucky’s. 

“Your life isn’t Casablanca,” Bucky said to himself, out loud, counting out the drawer in the back.

OR (to the tune of Taylor Swift’s "You Belong With Me”): He’s a donut-maker and Steve’s on the Avengers ♬

OR: Bucky Barnes, ex-assassin-turned-donut-chef, gets a visit from his ex-boyfriend-turned-protector-of-the-People, Captain America.

+ Canon divergence. Childhood lovers before the war, but Shield took Steve and the CIA took Bucky and used them in and out of cryo. Steve still loves him even after they went their separate ways. 

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+ More Exes to Lovers in the High School Reunions,Apocalypse, Fake Dating, and Doctorslists