#marvel incorrect quotes
Wanda: *Feeling sad*
Y/N: *Trying to cheer Wanda up* I brought you some food!
Y/N: Cheese. It’s milk that you chew.
Y/N: Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.
Y/N:A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth.
Wanda: *Starts to smile and giggles* Thank you.
Y/N: Pfft, don’t thank me.
Wanda: Can you sit with me?
Y/N: *Literally melting from Wanda’s cuteness* Yes!*Clears throat* I mean yes, I would love to.
Wanda: *Cuddles up to Y/N*
Y/N: *Screaming internally while smiling trying not to wake up Wanda*
Tony: Does anyone have an inspirational quote?
Y/N: Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood!
Tony: *Sighs disappointed* I’m too sober for this.
Natasha, calling Y/N: *Hears Y/N answer the phone* Hey! H-
Y/N: Can I call you back? I’m walking my grandpa through hacking the city’s transportation grid.
Natasha: Yeah, sur- WAIT WHAT!?
Y/N: Great! I’ll call you later. Love you! *Hangs up*
Natasha: *Hears an explosion in the distance* I don’tthink it’s going well.
Y/N: There is not enough salt in the world to protect us from the hell you’re trying to unleash.
Wade: Oh Don’t be such a worrywart. The demon and I go way back!
Y/N, to Loki:Hey.
Loki:He-*Screams*
Y/N: Why are you screaming!?
Loki: Why are you in my shower!?
Y/N: Well looks like we both have questions we don’t have answers to.
Y/N: Hey everyone, look! I made paper!
Natasha: How’d you make paper?
Y/N: I saw this “how to make homemade paper” tutorial on youtube and decided I wanted to try to make paper too, and here it is! *Shows everyone the paper they made*
Steve: Wow, that’s awesome, Y/N.
Wanda: Yeah, I like the colors! Can you show me how to make it?
Y/N:Sure-
Tony: Hey, has anyone seen my important mission reports?
Y/N: Uh… No?
Clint: Y/N, how did you make those?
Y/N: Um, I blended paper, that I found laying around, with water…
Tony: May I ask where you got the paper?
Y/N: I may or may not have gotten them from the break room…
Tony:…
Tony: Well I’m not explaining it to Fury.
Hydra agent #1: *Points weapon at Y/N and Bucky* What is your purpose in this base?
Hydra agent #2: Yeah. And no lies.
Y/N: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships.
Y/N: Pick up the rest of the Avengers in Switzerland, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Hydra agent #2: I said no lies!
Y/N and Bucky: *Looks at each other and rolls their eyes*
Y/N, to Bucky: You take idiot number one and I’ll take idiot number two.
Bucky: You got it.
*A few moments later*
Y/N: Well that was easy.
Bucky: Yeah, tell me about it.
Y/N: Say, why don’t we go get some pizza before we go pick up the others?
Bucky: Alright! But you’re paying this time.
Y/N: Aw, come on! I paid last time.
Bucky: No, you didn’t. You drove us to get pizza then you “accidentally” left your wallet in the truck, went to go get it and didn’t come back in until I paid.
Y/N: Pfft! I- thought I left it in the truck! *Mumbles* it just so happens I had it in my jacket the whole time…
Bucky: Ya know I have super hearing right?
Y/N:…
Y/N: *Starts running* Last one to the ship pays for pizza!!
Bucky: Dang it! *Starts running behind Y/N*
Steve, to Bucky: Ok, so you have a few options.
Steve: This one *points to Wanda* is adorable, knows how to cook and has awesome powers.
Steve: This one *points to Natasha* can fight really good, has a nice smile and a sweet personality.
Steve: This one *points to Maria* has amazing fighting skills, has bright eyes, makes amazing muffins and can salsa.
Steve: This one *points to Y/N* uh, is clumsy, likes disney, cake and is kinda broken. Yeah, maybe not that one-
Bucky: I want that one.
Steve: Wh- But what about the others?
Bucky: No. I want that one *points to Y/N*
Steve: But the others-
Bucky: I. Want. That. One.
Y/N: *Awkwardly waves*
Bucky: Yup, that’s the one. It’s mine now.
Loki: *literally on earth for 10 mins, doing nothing*
Stephen: too dangerous, here, fall for eternity
Wanda: *turns a whole damn town into a sitcom, keep people imprisoned for months, have magical babes, bring back the dead, starts a fight with S.W.O.R.D., have a witch-off…*
Stephen: I’m not here for Westview, it’s all fine honey, let’s have a tea shall we?
Loki watching his “file” in the interrogation room like:
I decided to do requests and asks!
You give me 2-6 marvel characters, they can be comic or MCU and I’ll write a small incorrect of them.
You can decide the topic if you like, it can be about a fight, a mission, crack, romance ect…or just leave it to me, it’s up to you!
Or I can answer your questions as the character
Now I think maybe I can do headcannons as well, it might be fun!
I wish you all a ✨MARVELLOUS✨ year my loves, happy new year!
Kate: your best shot?
Clint: The one that I never took…
Kate: *on the inside* he must be talking about Black Widow, it should emotional…
*20 year ago*
Natasha: Don’t do this…
Clint:…
Natasha: CLINT IF YOU TAKE THAT ONE LAST SHOT YOU’R GOING TO DIE FROM ALCOHOL WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE PLEASE!
Doctor Strange: Do you know Spider-Man?
Doc Ock:Yes!
Doctor Strange: Is this him?
Doc Ock *turns to Peter*: kid have you ever dance in middle of the street?
Peter:n-no
Doc Ock: No, he is not Peter
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Name(s): Sága, Víli, Xian
Age: 20
Sexuality/gender: Lesbian, demi-aroace
Pronounce: She/her, Ze/hir but you can also refer me as oxygen waste
Language(s): Turkish, English, Japanese (still learning)
Besides Marvel, I like learning languages, reading all kinds of book (mostly horror), anime (fav Naruto), games (fav TLOU), Doctor Who, Star Wars (fav OG Trilogy), my fav drama is The Untamed aaaannnnddd that’s pretty much it.
Hi! Okay so there isn’t really a pacific reason why I’m doing this, I never had this many followers in anything and I don’t really care about follower numbers (I didn’t even knew I had over 3.000 followers until today, like wtf) but I’m glad y’all like my stupid quotes and I appreciate it, if I’m able to put a small smile on your face even for few seconds then I’m happy, thanks for following me!
Tony: I’m not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.
Rhodes:…
Happy:…
Pepper:…
Peter:GODDAMN
Loki : I will face god and walk backwards into hell
Leah : the fuck you will, I didn’t invite you to my house
Okay but what if Wanda said “no more superpowers” instead of “no more mutants”
What if series basically Marvel saying “Oh, you’re sad about your favourite’s death? Boo hoo, now watch them die in a another multiverse”
And we all thought Steven was going to be mad because of the multiverse disaster but no, he was like “ehh it’s all fucked up anyway, let me join too”. Honestly, Loki is more considered about multiverses than Sorcerer Supreme’s himself at this point
Wong be like: bruh
