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illemartialis:

Well. I definitely look arrestable, especially considering it’s been ages since I’ve shaved. And Decimus…well, for a lawyer, they’re…y’know. Marcella passes for normal the best of all of us, and that’s not saying much.

But I will do it, for you and Terentia, as long as you find a babysitter for us.

yeah well you can trim your beard a lil and look normal. juvenal has uh …. well as long as them and terentia don’t get too close they’ll both look fine. marcella is good though i love them. but not as much as terentia (she says hey btw! and she sends marcie kisses)

you’re a good son ……… and dw i got people on call

I mean, I could. But then I wouldn’t truly be a bastard, would I? And that’s kind of my job in this relationship and in this world, really. (Marcella sends kisses back, by the way. And, uh…some sort of….otter noise too.)

That’s very generous of you. Calling me a good son, I mean. Most people don’t give me that much credit.

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Well. I definitely look arrestable, especially considering it’s been ages since I’ve shaved. And Decimus…well, for a lawyer, they’re…y’know. Marcella passes for normal the best of all of us, and that’s not saying much.

But I will do it, for you and Terentia, as long as you find a babysitter for us.

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gaiusmaecenas:

illemartialis:

gaiusmaecenas:

me and my wife can’t decide what to do on valentine’s day, not because we don’t both have the same ideas but because most of them probably could not happen

You really should share, dear! Not so that I can copy them like the dramatic and foolish bastard that I am. I would certainly never attempt the impossible.

of course, my son…

okay so we were thinking of trying to do something related to the bullet holes in the glass roof of the art museum before they were patched? unfortunately that requires getting onto the roof.
we were also thinking of renting out the museum atrium and filling it with our own art but not letting anyone know we had rented it so they just thought it was an exhibit. sadly it is not available to rent.
then we were also thinking of trying to make the worst romance novel possible but our writing styles don’t work well together.

…Okay, I’m not sure I’d be able to pull off any of those, either. Though the museum exhibit sounds fun. I mean, do you really need to rent it? Why not just show up uninvited and do it anyway? Not like anyone would arrest you. I just asked Juvenal and he said so.

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gaiusmaecenas:

me and my wife can’t decide what to do on valentine’s day, not because we don’t both have the same ideas but because most of them probably could not happen

You really should share, dear! Not so that I can copy them like the dramatic and foolish bastard that I am. I would certainly never attempt the impossible.

#maecenas    
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