#lets go
I cannot wait for this
Tabitha-centric episode! I really hope she gets to literally time travel
(x) - new synopsis
Okay, so today will be an ask-answering day.
LET’S GO.
Hi, I made a HTTYD quiz to see which dragon you would ride if you were a trainer!
Don’t get mad at me for being right!
TAKE THE QUIZ AND TELL ME WHAT YOU GOT, YOU COWARDS!
I’ve been eating out a lot in the last two weeks.
My shorts are starting to get a little snug.
Ugh, tomorrow.
Speaking of tomorrow.. I broke down the other day and decided to hire a coach again. I start tomorrow with him. I think it’ll primarily be my assessment, but I’m still terrified… Mainly because I’ve gotten so lazy in my training. That ends tomorrow, I suppose.
He’s coming
I wanna do this omg
tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you
tumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post of yours would be blocked by tumblr shield, it instead appears in all caps at the top of the shielded person’s dashboard for an hour and flashes violently whenever they try to block it
tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars
tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages
tumblr POWER WORD KILL. for a one time payment of 6,666 bucks, you can delete another blog entirely. tumblr notifies all of that blog’s mutuals that you killed them. each user can only use this feature once, and thereafter loses the ability to use any of the other tumblr spells. you must have been a user for at least 10 years to use this feature
tumblr UNDENIABLE SUMMONS. for 35$ you enchant a blog such that they cannot post again until they answer your ask. alternatively, you can simply set a price point of your choosing which they will receive if they choose to answer the ask (though they are not obligated to)
tumblr ENTHRALL. for 4$ a month you can use gifs as your icon again
tumblr FAMILIAR. for 5$ a month, you summon a small, cute familiar—such as a crab, snail, owl or frog—which can carry small messages onto your mutuals’ dashboards for you. owning a familiar also protects you from being tumblr POSSESSed by anyone but your own mutuals
tumblr REFLECT. for a one time payment of 100 dollars, the next time someone attempts to use POWER WORD KILL on you, they are deleted instead. there is no way of knowing whether someone has this feature active
Okay so this tickled my fancy. According to this one fundamentalist researcher named David Meade, the apocalypse will begin on September 23rd, which is also bi visibility day. And I cannot think of anything more appropriate. Like honestly, if anything was gonna end the world it’d be our fucking community, and I’ve never been prouder of all the bisexuals out there. Let’s get out there and slay (literally)!!
Power Princesses (aka Disney Princess Avengers)
Would love fanart or gifset of this.
Founders:
- Snow White - Siren Song
- Cinderella - Transfiguration
- Aurora - Dream Weaving
1st Gen:
- Ariel - Aquamancy
- Belle - Enhanced Intelligence
- Jasmine - Terramancy
- Pocahontas - Aeromancy
- Mulan - Martial Arts
2nd Gen:
- Tiana - Animal Shifting
- Rapunzel - Mystic Healing
- Merida - Archery
- Moana - Spirit Summoning
- Anna - Enhanced Endurance
- Elsa - Cryomancy
Honorary:
- Esmeralda - Pyromancy
- Megara - Illusion Manipulation
- Jane - Animal Telepathy
- Kida - Electromancy
- Boo - Monster Summoning
- Lilo - Alien Technology
- Giselle - Teleportation
Patron: Mary Poppins
Homebase AI: EVE
Headcanons:
- Ariel, Jasmine, and Pocahontas are at their strongest when Esmeralda joins them. But she’s barely around because as a gypsy she prefers to roam.
- Tiana’s problem when morphing is nobody understands her when she talks. That problem is mended whenever Jane is around to help.
- Anna and Elsa can only use their powers when they’re in close proximity. Anna acts as Elsa’s knight, like a “shield”. Imagine her indestructible Ice form with the Ice sword she grabs in FII.
- Giselle’s teleportation extends through dimensions, planets, and timelines.
- Merida looks up to Mulan as a mentor. They spar frequently, compete in archery, and take Khan and Angus to race. Belle occasionally joins them with Pilippe when she’s not burying herself in library books. Belle and Mulan are primarily in charge of team tactics.
- Kida transforms to pure energy whenever she uses her powers. But she becomes a danger to anyone near her since her powers are difficult to control. Only Rapunzel can help get her out of her energy state if ever she goes too far.
- The reasons why honorary members aren’t formally part of the team: Esmeralda doesn’t like being tied down to one place. Megara isn’t a team player. Jane is busy working on other projects. Kida’s powers are too dangerous, she’d rather not join. Lilo and Boo are too young. Giselle is a visitor from a different dimension.
tapl and his teams :q
Pale af..bring on the sun ☀️
finally moldova bringing some goof fucking food
Yes please
WELCOMETOTHEOCPRIDECHALLENGE2022!
Hello, everybody! Welcome to the 2022 oc pride challenge! Before we start, I must say this; randomestfandom’s helped with this challenge as the planning began months ago, but this is the LAST time Maddie will have anything to do with this blog or these challenges. I have now enlisted the help of people I consider much more trustworthy and welcoming for future challenges; @reyskestis and @juliaswickcrs. Now let’s get onto more fun things, the actual challenge… after the rules;
Rules
- Do not steal other peoples edits!
- Be kind to everyone!
- Tag #opc2022 to get your edits reposted on this blog!
- Don’t tag any edits not related to the challenge with that.
- This is for LGBTQIA+ ocs only… that’s why it’s the pride challenge.
I’m watching this reality show with my brother that’s like a blacksmithing competition and some of these people look exactly like you’d expect blacksmiths to look and others look like the person in movies that blacksmiths would kick out of the tavern.
Is it Forged in Fire? Because if it is I totally agree.
It is.
There are 2 types of people in this world: blacksmiths and also blacksmiths but they don’t look like it
The funny part is that sometimes it’s the guys that look like blacksmiths that are actually the ones that get sent home
Well it takes more than just a pretty face to forge a knife you know
THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS, but also my family relentlessly mocks the host for being painfully masculine in a seemingly performative sort of way, leading to my dad begging me to make this image:
When you finally get your friend to watch Moon Knight and she finally understands why I simp for Khonshu.
Give me a fanfiction trope and I’ll grade it:
- A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.
- B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.
- C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.
- D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.
- F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
Miraculous Holder! Reader in BNHA Intro
Alright, so in this fic all of the heroes who naturally have powers from Miraculous Ladybug don’t exist. The movies from Miraculous Ladybug won’t be canon, and the only ones who are allowed powers are the Reader and those who are born with a Quirk. If that made any sense.
“Get back here! I won’t let you take their Miraculous Hawk Moth!” You shouted as you hopped from rooftop to rooftop, chasing after your biggest adversary.
Ladybug’s earrings had been pulled from her head and had been sent flying off of the Eiffel Tower during her fight against Hawk Moth. Fortunately, her identity wasn’t revealed and you were able to catch them before anything bad could happen. It actually gave your own Kwamii enough time to cool down as you quickly put in the earrings and became Ladybug. You didn’t have too much time to dwell on being the new Ladybug as Hawk Moth was already chasing after Chat Noir dead set on claiming his Miraculous as well.
“Chat Noir run! He’s already plucked the earrings from Ladybug he’s after you now too!” You said, throwing your yo-yo, wrapping it around a light post and leaping through the air to land in between Chat Noir and Hawk Moth. Using your body, you shielded your feline friend from the enemy as he gazed at you laughing mockingly. “Oh, and what are you going to do about it? You’re not Ladybug, you don’t have any of her skills, what can you hope to accomplish by wearing her mask? You are nothing but a scared little mouse playing in a game too big for you to even attempt to comprehend.”
You grit your teeth and glared harshly at him, becoming angrier at his condescending tone than you already are. “It’s funny that you believe that. Want to know something? You are never getting your hands on any more Miraculous.”
Hawk Moth chuckled before throwing his head back and letting out loud, booming laughter, unaware that he had fallen into your trap.
“Really? And do you think that you can keep them safe from me?” He asked as he began to step closer towards the both of you making both you and Chat take a few steps backwards. A gentle hand on your wrist brings you out of your staring match with the enemy before you and you are met with the worried green eyes of the boy you loved.
“Milady, what are you doing? We can’t run forever. I can help you, there’s no need to do this alone.” You falter a little at his words, knowing that they are meant for the original Ladybug and not for you. You loved Chat Noir when he first became one of Paris’s beloved heroes, and when you became MultiMouse the love you tried to keep bottled up for him only seemed to overflow. But to hear the nickname meant for her directed at you only seemed to break your heart a little more.
You had to do this alone. No one else should get hurt because of the decisions you make right here and now.
That includes Chat Noir.
You placed one of your hands over his own, mentally counting in your head as you turned to face him. “I’m sorry Chat. I wish that things could have been different.” You whispered to him as you glanced behind him briefly to see a body of water behind him. Confident that he would be fine and survive, you forced your lips against his own, distracting him momentarily as you ripped his Miraculous off of his finger and shoving him into the water, swiftly putting his ring on as you faced Hawk Moth all on your own.
If there was one thing the Ladybug before you and yourself could agree on, it was that identities should always be kept secret. So that those close to you don’t suffer from your actions.
“If I can’t protect them, they will go down with me. You will have to pry them from my corpse! Plagg, Tikki combine!”
“No!” He screamed as a bright green light enveloped you.
Parts of the original Chat Noir costume covered sections on the Ladybug costume. Black cat ears appeared on your head, the edges of your mask became a solid black, your pupils became slits like a cat’s eye, your hair became braided and long to act as a tail, from your mid thigh and down became solid black and the bottom of your feet had green kitty paw prints, and from your elbows to your fingers became solid black and you now had sharp claws.
“You fool! Have you any idea as to what you have done!?” He screamed hysterically as he advanced towards you bringing his cane down to strike you. You reacted swiftly and pulled out the baton from your back to block his strikes.
Pushing back against him, you hit him directly in his chest causing him to go flying backwards into a chimney. “I am aware as to what could happen if these Miraculous are paired together. Fortunately for you, I’m not going to use the wish that is supposed to come with it.” You dodged an oncoming strike from him as you brought the baton up to defend from his flurry of attacks. “In the hands of someone like you, your wish could break our reality and harm millions of innocent people. Fluff now!”
As you shouted to the rabbit kwamii, she lead the others towards you carrying the Miracle Box that had housed them for centuries. Fluff quickly brought you her Miraculous and you had quickly combined Plagg, Tikki and Fluff to create a portal for the kwamiis to escape into.
“What are you doing!? Give me the Miraculous Box and your Miraculous!” He shouted as he lunged at you, pretending to swing at you as he made a grab at the earrings. Seizing this opportunity, you grabbed his Miraculous and pushed him away from you. As he was encumbered by a bright purple light and detransformed to reveal Gabriel Agreste. A purple kwamii popped out from the broach as you walked away from the man on his knees, leaving him wondering as to what had just happened.
“You! You! What are you doing to the Miracle Box!? Where are you taking my Miraculous!? What about my wish!?” He asked bewildered as he scrambled to his feet to try and catch up to you as you had closed the portal behind Nooroo.
You turned your attention to him, only now realizing that there were multiple cameras on the both of you. You ignored them and turned your attention to the broken man before you. “The Miraculous were a gift that was presented to the world. A gift that you and countless of others have abused for your own selfish gains. Until the world can prove that it can change, Miraculous will be taken away and protected so that no one may misuse them again. All Guardians are hereby dismissed.” You declared coldly as you locked eyes with him and the cameras briefly before opening up a portal below you above the water. Before you entered it, you turned your attention to Gabriel Agreste one last time to reveal the last Miraculous of the Miracle Box that had been long forgotten.
The Peacock Miraculous.
It seemed to do the trick as he gasped and frantically searched his person to try and find where you had taken it off of him.
“Only when the world can prove itself will ALL of the Miraculous return.” And with that you leapt off of the rooftop, into the portal and were gone from Paris as the portal sealed shut and disappeared behind you.
Your declaration had left the other Miraculous Wielders and Guardians of their boxes in a panic. The whole world blew up and fell apart at the disappearances of all Miraculous. Guardians fought frantically to try and ward you off, but you were ruthless and relentless as you took them all away. There was nothing that anyone had said nor done that could change your mind as you hid away all of the Miraculous from around the world.
And the world had changed in regard to the loss of the Miraculous that had once inhabited. Streets had flooded with chaos and confusion, crime rates had fluctuated, and then for a while there was nothing. It was as though they had never been presented to the world.
Social media, the news and talk shows had all wondered if Miraculous had all existed in the first place. Some even went as far as to claim that it was something that someone had come up with in the spur of the moment and that many people had put their faith in it. Those who knew that the Miraculous were real were all eagerly awaiting it’s return to the world.
Almost an entire century had passed before something new was presented to the world. Quirks. Suddenly the topic of quirks had dominated over society that the topic of Miraculous had been long forgotten to the world.
In fact, it wasn’t until a young green haired male was trying to survive middle school that Miraculous had presented itself to the world again.
GUYS
HOLY SHIT
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