#len kagamine
ok so my friend @laid-by-kurapika prompted me to write an au where your butt vibrates when you meet your soul mate, and she gave me olilen as the coupl e so
thought i’d publish it here since she loves it so much
read it under the cut
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Fukase: SIR CAN YOU GET OFF THE COUNTER
Len, about Oliver: CAN YOU GET OFF MY MAN?!
Len, to Rin: You’re not built different, you’re just built wrong
Rin: Len, we have something to tell you…
Rin:We have to put you down at the vet’s office.
Rin: I dont know how to draw things in this position…
Len:Oooh! What position?~
Rin, deadpan:Dead.
Len: Why am I a bitchass shounen protagonist who learned to swear because of shitty English dubs
Len:I’m getting scam called on Warrior Cats Ultimate Edition, the popular Warrior Cats game based on the New York Bestseller by Erin Hunter
Len:I’m magnetsexual actually
Rin:What
Len:I get off to sticking magnets in my dickhole
Rin:WHY?!
Len:Well the blood has to get there somehow
Rin:I’m gonna stab Dan Schneider
Len: Stomp on him
Rin: No he’s probably into that
Rin: Len what have you been writing?
Len:Porn
Len:Yeah, you can get sugar daddies on ROBLOX
Luka, about Len: Miku your boyfriend’s kinda mean
Miku:Yeah well you need to shut the fuck your mouth
Oliver:Language!
Len:Japanese!!
Len:That pasta is labeled Keter. It almost killed me. I can’t believe this… Keter-class pasta…
