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the umbrella academy meme: [½] Deaths

Dave Katz: lover of Kaus and causality of the Vietnam War.

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He cried.


He couldn’t find it in him to do anything else — the voices, the ghosts, they were always there. They tormented him every day of his life, they tore him apart bit by bit until there was nothing left of him but a silhouette of a broken child.


And he silenced them all. Dave. He silenced them with his lopsided smiles and the way he held hands and the way his eyes lit up when he was excited. He silenced them with his jokes that were so horrible they were funny, with this light that just seemed to chase away all of Klaus’ shadows. He chased away the darkness. Every little thing he did finally gave Klaus the allusion of happiness he’d always craved.


Until it faded, and he was left with a body, the memories and all the voices he’d tried so hard to keep at bay.

And so he laid upon his lover one last time, holding him as if he were trying to squeeze the smallest bit of life out of him.


He cried, but all anybody heard was the gunshots.

dave and klaus when things get spicy ;)

Klaus: Well, allow me to slip into something a little more … comfortable

Dave: Ooouuuu ;)

Klaus, sliding into a trash can: I’m a failure

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DINNER:

  • “Oh, Klaus I didn’t peg you for a purse guy” “hm? Oh I’m not this is for smuggling the breadsticks”
  • Dave is in a noice button down and some black pants cuz the place they’re off to is marginally fancy
  • Klaus is in a glittery pink crop top and skinny jeans, with some good ass™️ eye makeup by Allison
  • It takes Dave fifteen minutes to find the academy fespite it being pretty fucking obvious
  • Diego has the protective big bro chat with Dave before they go and Dave is nervous the whole time
  • They’re both speechless at how good the other looks
  • When Luther met Dave he thought he was Klaus’ “friend”
  • Klaus wanted to go to a movie and Dave wanted to go to dinner so dinner and a movie
  • Ben standing by them awkwardly telling Klaus how to navigate the situation
  • “Tell him he looks nice” “he looks nice” “dude no what the fuck—”
  • A whole lot of Ben sighing in the afterlife
  • “KLAUS YOU CANT SMOKE IN HERE” “BEN DONT YELL AT ME IM SENSITIVE”
  • Klaus gets a lil tipsy at the restaurant
  • Really loud, almost obnoxious laughing from Klaus but Dave finds it adorable
  • Dick jokes
  • They try to do the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti thing via Klaus’ request but it ends up with Klaus almost falling over the table and their drinks spilt everywhere
  • The two giggle their way through the night talking about whatever
  • Diego. Is. Always. Near.
  • Dave has to drive them everywhere coz Klaus literally can not
  • Klaus folds the fabric napkins in really weird ways insisting that “they look like frogs! How can you not see it!!!”
  • They go from talking about home lives to talking about their favourite shows and somehow end up in a deep conversation
  • “Sometimes you just … need something that makes everything okay. Yknow? My thing used to be drugs and alcohol but I’m off that now. I need a new comfort thing.” “… I can be your comfort thing.”
  • Klaus spills his drink over three times and the waiter is not amused
  • When they order their food, Klaus does so in a terrible French accent trying to be fancy
  • “You l … You look great t-tonight, by the way” “oh I know” “KLAUS—”
  • Klaus tried his best to get the staff to let him order of the kids menu
  • “Look at this baby face! I am so under ten!”
  • There are some moments of silence but they aren’t awkward. Kind of like an agreed upon silence
  • Theyre sharing food and Ben is insisting its gross but they both think it’s cute
  • Klaus keeps trying to make moustaches out of his noodles and Dave laughs so loud the people next to them stare
  • Klaus just bluntly saying whatever comes to mind and, despite Ben being terrified that Dave will be scared away or freaked out, he just goes along with it
  • “Klaus I don’t think you can take the table cloth” “shhh there’s still room in my purse!”
  • They end spending more time talking than eating
  • Even after they pay the bill they just sit and chat and laugh like they’re the only people left on earth
  • They only leave when the waiter gets fed up and straight up tells them to leave
  • “Alright, just try not to miss us too much”

FILM:

  • Dave once again has to drive but he’s not familiar with the part of the city they’re in so Klaus has to give him directions and they end up being 20 minutes late to their film cuz Klaus and Ben are just fighting about who’s right and end up being wrong
  • “Sorry you couldn’t make out with the table cloth” “oh don’t worry! I took those fancy napkins instead”
  • At the movies Klaus trieds to sneak in his purse but they check it and look at him weird when they see all the breadsticks
  • “Are you denying me of my yeast?”
  • He is so amusing that the teenager in charge of letting people in just lets them in anyways
  • They end up sitting in the far back and sneak into the theatre very noisily
  • “What do you mean you don’t take your shoes off at the movies??? Dave you weirdo!”
  • They start chatting halfway through
  • Klaus accidentally lets out a loud-ass laugh and gets shushed by multiple people
  • Ben is one of those people
  • They just end up feeding each other breadsticks and quietly giggling
  • “I love you — wait oh my god I didn’t—” “hey” *boops Klaus’ nose with a breadstick* “I love you too”
  • Klaus is that person™️ who’s asking questions every two seconds and Dave just answers immediately without any annoyance in his voice
  • Once again they almost forget they have to leave until the staff kick em out
  • They just end up giggling the whole way home while Ben exasperatedly screams directions at Klaus to tell Dave but he’s not listening
  • “Boys will be boys”

Klaus: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy

Klaus: And my heart has been severely damaged

Klaus: *trying to summon Dave’s ghost* so Dave if you’re out there

 I think we are alone now ♫ Prayer circle for Klaus to have levitation power in the season 2 like in

I think we are alone now ♫
Prayer circle for Klaus to have levitation power in the season 2 like in the comics >w</


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quarantine boredom got me doing things I usually don’t but there

everyone, listening to klaus’ shit in season 2 now that they know he’s pretty damn op

allison: are you a homophobe?

klaus: im gay?

luther: he’s dodging the question

klaus’ puns appreciation post

klaus to five: don’t make me put you into time out

klaus to ben: drop dead

klaus is a total masochist but also potentially afraid of the dark?? is he daddy or babie

klaus: no fears

klaus: *meets Dave*

klaus: one (1) fear

i don’t know how to convey this to normal people but

i want a redo of the klave scenes in TUA season 1, but this time Dave has a 70′s porn star mustache 

AND KLAUS IS INTO IT

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