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wei wuxian: [slides a $20 across the table] please stop ignoring me.

jiang cheng: hey look, twenty bucks.

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no1rubbish:Jiang Cheng’s broody profile. 

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Jiang Cheng’s broody profile. 


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Jin Guangyao: I’m a terrible person.

Jiang Cheng:Yeah.

Jiang Cheng: honestly I think that’s why we get along so well.

Jin Guangyao: I’m not a good person.

Jiang Cheng: me neither.

Jiang Cheng: I mean I’m not going to punch people on the face without a reason

Jiang Cheng: but I won’t go out of my way to make them feel good either.

Jin Guangyao: I get that.

Jiang Cheng: You have a visit.

Jin Guangyao: who is it?

Jiang Cheng: Your husband.

Jin Guangyao: I don’t have a husband, call the police.

Xue Yang: Your future husband~

Jin Guangyao: I’ll call the police.

Jin Guangyao: *making a crossword* Two words for disappointment.

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian:Hey!

Jin Guangyao: It fits…

Jin Guangyao: Fitness tip, never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours sleep is enough, why not 9? Why not 12? Strive for greatness.

Jiang Cheng: next time you are working out, do 15 push up instead of 10. Run ten miles instead of five, eat a whole cake instead of just a slice, burn your ex house down. You can do it, I believe in you.

Lan Xichen: there were so many mixed messages there, that I can't—

Wei Wuxian: My head hurts.

Jiang Cheng: that’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.

Wei Wuxian: why do you always have to attack me with words?!

Jiang Cheng: would you rather that I used rocks instead?

Jin Guangyao: Sect leader Jiang No—

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng! Jin Ling is missing!

Jiang Cheng: what am I supposed to do about it? Do you think that me and Sect leader Jin arranged to microchip him in case he got lost or something?

Wei Wuxian: well, did you?

Jiang Cheng:

Jiang Cheng: of course I did.

Jiang Cheng: here wait a second, Jin Guangyao has the tracking thing.

Jin Guangyao: violence it’s never the answer.

Jiang Cheng: you are right.

Jiang Cheng: it’s a question.

Jiang Cheng: and the answer is yes.

*Playing house with Jin Ling*

Jin Guangyao: *holding a doll* I was thinking about going back to school and start a career!

Jiang Cheng: *holding a teddy bear* nonsense, you are staying at home and having my kids.

Nie Mingjue: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Jiang Cheng: playing systematic oppression.

Jin Guangyao: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jiang Cheng: *turning to Wei Wuxian* how tall are you?

Wei Wuxian: I wasn’t so drunk last night!

Jiang Cheng: You tried to flirt with Lan Wangji.

Wei Wuxian: What about it? He is my husband!

Jin Guangyao: you asked him if he was single

Nie Huisang: and you cried when he told you he wasn’t.

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng isn’t answering his phone.

Jin Guangyao: I’ll call him.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan and I have both tried to call him for an hour, what makes you think tha—

Jiang Cheng: *through the phone* Hello?

Jin Ling: Don’t kill me I have uncle’s.

Murder: do you really think that would stop me from killing you?

Jin Ling: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, it was a warning.

Murder: Wait what—

Jiang Cheng: *breaking the door with a kick*

Jin Guangyao: are you ready to die?

bonus:(i like to think nie husiang’s entire existence is just a stream of continuous  flustered inte

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(i like to think nie husiang’s entire existence is just a stream of continuous  flustered internal screaming upon being Chosen™ by this really weird grumpy dog with abandonment issues,)


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