#ineffable tag
We know that God must have them confess after 6000 years and is just like fuck it I’ll let them have this
Crowley: Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you wonderful clothes
Aziraphale: Do clothes make you happy?
Crowley: The clothes mask my internal emotional mess
Crowley: In an incredibly stylish way
Aziraphale: Crowley noo
Aziraphale: *notices that crowley has been in the bathroom for 2 hours*
Aziraphale: *knocking on the door* Hey Crowley, are you okay?
Crowley: *panicking, not wanting anyone to know he’s been crying* uMm yEs i jUsT fEel a LiTtLe sIck
Merab Abramishvili (Georgian, 1957 – 2006) - Black Leopard, 2005.