#incorrect quote
Zeus: It’ll be fun.
Zeus: We’ll make it a boys day.
Zeus:Come on you punk bitch.
Hades: I can’t believe I have to say this.
Hades: I don’t have time to get tested with sti’s with you tomorrow.
“Яблоко от яблони недалеко падает.”
“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.“
“Petit a petit, l'oiseau fait son nid.”
“Little by little, the bird makes its nest.”
Randall: I never thought that Lilith was a innocent girl, but when she went on her first date with Nicole, any suspicion I had of that died.
Jack: Before she went on it she told me ‘by the end of the night I’m going to make sure I know out what my name sounds like when she’s moaning it.’
Jack: I fucking choked on my pretzels from that.
Hamish: I want a coffee shop that eventually serves alcohol towards the later hours
Vera: wait you mean a bar?
Hamish: no. ? I mean a coffee shop
Gabrielle, nudging a body with her foot: He died of natural causes.
Vera: Randall pushed him down the stairs!
Gabrielle, not wanting her super-cute/-dumb boyfriend to get in trouble: ….gravity is natural?
Jack: Hey. Ask me why I love Alyssa.
Some unfortunate Neophyte: Uhhh… Okay? Why do you love Alyssa?
Jack, pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 23-page poem: I’m so glad you asked—
Kyle: I will destroy your happiness!
Gabrielle: My happiness?
Gabrielle: I’m happy?
Alyssa: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Jack: And?
Alyssa:
Jack:
Alyssa: And you are.
Jack: it’s at times like these when i wish i listened to Vera
Alyssa: what did she tell you
Jack: i don’t know, i didn’t listen
Alyssa: *facepalm*
Lilith: I’m doing such a great job at keeping my crush a secret
Nicole: hey Lil;)
Lilith: I have to gay- I mean go. I have to go.
Gabrielle, wanting to be done with this game as soon as possible: Guys, I’m an Imposter vote me out.
Jack: Funny joke, but that wont help us figure out who the imposter is.
Gabrielle: I’m serious. I am voting myself out.
Lilith: Hamish is acting sus.
Alyssa: Its Hamish
(and this continued until everyone voted out everyone else and Gabrielle won without killing anyone.)
Lilith, Hamish, Randall, and Jack: *have another bad and dangerous idea*
Alyssa and Vera, waking up in cold sweat: Something is wrong.
Jack, whispering: Be very quiet. We don’t want Hamish to hear us.
Randall, whispering: I’m trying…
Hamish, in the distance: I can hear you whispering.
Jack, whispering: He can hear us whispering!
Randall, whispering: Let me check if he actually can or he’s playing us. Ahem. Hamish loves Vera.
Hamish, in the distance: You bet love Vera. Wait-
Randall: *jumps out of bush where the were hiding*
Randall: I FUCKING CALLED IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Jack, whispering: Oh damn, he can hear us.
Gabrielle: What the hell were you thinking?
Randall: I thought you said releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Gabrielle: You released ostriches!!!
[Jack gets shot]
Alyssa: What’s your blood type?
Jack: How would I know?
Alyssa: How would you not?
Jack: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?
Alyssa, so fucking done with Jack’s bs: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?
Randall, trying to get into The Order: I’m so strong that once I broke a boulder on someone’s head and that person went to the hospital!
Vera: Dear god, who was it?
Randall: Me!
Vera:…
Vera: And what happened next?
Randall: How should I know? I was unconscious!
Vera:…The fact that you haven’t gotten yourself killed will always stun me
Lilith: Hey, d'you wanna know your gay name?
Nicole: …my “gay name?”
Lilith: Yeah, do you wanna know what it is?
Nicole: This feels like a trap –
Lilith: It’s your first name.
Nicole: Oh my go –
Lilith, getting down on one knee: And my last name
Lilith, angrily: ARE YOU-
Randall: Fucking.
Lilith: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Randall: Fucking.
Lilith: -IDIOT-
Edward, who came back from the dead for some reason idk stay with me here: …what was that?
Randall: Vera banned Lilith from swearing when she’s talking to people who can give us info, so I volunteered to help her out.
Randall, proposing: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives
Gabrielle: I wake up at 4:30
Randall:
Randall: I want to see you at some point everyday for the rest of our lives
