#incorrect mcu quotes
Anyone in the MCU fandom that’s into Gamora, Valkyrie, Valmora, the Guardians, and Revengers that knows how to use goggle docs and into being a co-beta reader/help with plot?
Clint (in the hospital): I’m doing great! They let me graduate from jello to gelato!
*A spider runs across the room*
Sam: Kill it! Kill it!
Bucky: It’s not hurting anything; it’s fine
Zemo: *kills it*
Bucky: Did you just? Stab? A spider?
Zemo: Sam said to kill it, so I killed it
Strange: *waking up in the middle of the night and happens to be looking at a fold in the blanket at just the right angle*
Strange: Why is there a demon in my bedroom?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEVE!!
Peter Parker: Mr. Loki can you hit him with your knife?
Loki: …I believe the correct term is stab.
Loki Teaching Peter Parker How to Drive
Loki: You’re doing great Spiderling.
Peter Parker, worried: I think I just ran over Mr Thor.
Loki: Consider it a lesson in humility for him.
Loki: Let’s keep driving.
Loki:*picks up Peter Parker* Explain to me why you’re so cute.
Peter Parker::3
Loki:Interesting…
Loki:*smashes a window* Vandalism is wrong Peter.
Peter Parker:Okay.
Watching Steve and Tony Argue
Peter Parker: This is bad.
Loki: I know.
Loki: I wish we had popcorn.
Peter Parker, after explaining his plan: You think that this is a bad idea.
Loki, smirking: Without a doubt.
Peter Parker: Then why are you smiling?
Loki: Because bad ideas are my favorite kind.
Loki After Joining the Avengers
Loki: I think I’m getting better at this! I didn’t even stab that mortal!
Peter Parker, exited for Loki: Yeah, that was so awesome Mr Loki! We’re so proud of you!
Loki, smug: No Stabbing Tuesdays, a new tradition!
Peter Parker: Yeah! Woo Hoo! :D (high fives Loki)
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Tony:… Should I be happy they’re getting along or concerned?
Thor:Both
Loki: *laying face-down on the bed*
Peter Parker: Hey Mr Loki, are you okay?
Loki: *muffled* I just need a bit of a break from everything…
Loki: Including existing
Peter Parker: Alright, if that’s what you want.
Peter Parker: *plops face-down on the sofa next to Loki’s bed*
Loki: *looks up in confusion* What are you doing?
Peter Parker: *looks up at Loki* I’m taking a break from existing with you :)
Loki: *smiling softly* Thank you Spiderling :)
[Both of them lay face down in silence until Loki feels better]
Peter Parker: [comes home looking sad]
Loki: I WILL DESTROY EVERY ASPECT OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND BURN WHATEVER REMAINS TO ASH IN ORDER TO BE SURE I ERADICATED WHATEVER HURT YOU…
Peter Parker: Can… I have a hug?
Loki, already hugging Peter: Oh, of course.
Peter Parker: Why is life so hard, Mr Loki?
Loki, comforting Peter: Don’t worry Spiderling, I know that this all seems unfair now.
Loki: But someday when you’re older and wiser, you’ll be able to look back on all this…
Loki: And get revenge
Peter Parker: Mr Loki, can you come to school with me tomorrow?
Loki: Why? What happened?
Peter Parker: I have an assignment to bring something important to me to school and I was hoping if you’ll go.
Loki, happily crying and hugging Peter: You’re important to me too Spiderchild!
Peter Parker: Looks like Mr Stark is here so I guess it’s time for me to go. Today’s been fun.
Loki: Indeed it has. I’ve really enjoyed talking to you. You are, and this is no joke, the most well mannered Midgardian I’ve met.
Peter Parker: I really enjoyed talking to you too Mr Loki :)
Loki: One moment, I have something for you. This is a one of my favorite knives. Use it to maim your enemies :)
Peter Parker: Thank you :)
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{Later, on the phone}
Tony: YOU GAVE PETER A KNIFE!?
Loki: Well, it seemed appropriate at the time.
Tony:HOW!?
Avengers: *all hiding from a bad guy in a cave*
Bad guy: *finds them in like 2 seconds*
Loki: ??? What gave us away
Peter, nervously hiding his light up sketchers behind his back: So here’s the thing…
Hemsworth: You need to get a hobby.
Hiddleston, holding up his dog: I already have one :)
Hemsworth: That’s your dog, how’s that a hobby?
Hiddleston: A hobby?! Ohhhh I thought you said a BOBBY!
You: I’m y/n, but you can call me anytime ;)
Loki: ? okay then
Loki: hi anytime
