#im obsessed with them
Max Phillips x f!reader
[no use of y/n]Summary: Things aren’t quiteback to normal yet.
Words: 2.4kTakes place in my wider Max universe after the By the Numbers series. You don’t need to have read any of those, but there are events referenced here from there.
My Masterlist
Rating: Mature
Warnings: language. implied / abbreviated sexy times.With love to @blueeyesatnight who probably has completely forgotten asking me for this by now.
“Hey. Stop that you mutt.”
Poking your head around the doorframe you glanced over to see if you needed to intervene. The vampire in your living room had his hands on his hips, staring down at your puppy.
“Don’t yell at him,” you scolded lightly, turning back to the dinner you were making.
“That’s a six hundred dollar shoe he’s chewing up.”
“One shoe or was it six hundred for the pair?”
“Does it matter?” You heard a scuffle and sighed.
Max and Junior had not exactly been getting along. They didn’t not get along, there hadn’t been any casualties yet. But also…
Well the trouble was…
Juniorloved Max. Loved everything about Max. Loved his smell and his hair. Loved to snuggle under his arm and bat his big brown eyes up at Max. The dog was spending half his life sprawled on his back in the hope that Max might pet his tummy.
And Max…
Fully obsessed with these two. And vampire condoms.
jensen ackles and karl urban the ultimate duo <3
ahaha thiago my beloved this is sooo funny let me hold you haha
Nightowl’s not a patient person.
He once ran all the way to school because his bus was late and he was so bored with waiting that he needed something to do. He once biked across town to go to a store that was open one hour earlier than the one in his neighbourhood because he wanted to get a game that just came out even sooner than he would’ve gotten it otherwise. And he’s incredibly impatient when it comes to Nina.
Especially right now.
did the thing