#im a simp
Sooooo…
I came out to my sister on the weekend and it went a little like this:
Sister: So, how are your new bifocals going?
Me: *Laughs to self* gooood…
Sister: Okay? Why are you laughing?
Me: I wanted to tell a joke but…
Sister: Tell me!
Me: *pauses* I was gonna say “you know what else is bi?”
She just stared at me for a bit and asked me “really?” But she’s pretty okay with it
She promises not to tell my parents so that’s great :)
So now she knows I simp for female anime characters too yayyy
(p.s. my favorite LGBTQ joke is that I’m not gay or straight, I’m just graight)
UNTIL NOW❤️❤️❤️
(let’s just hope he didn’t learn cooking from you-know-who)
The New Office Bitch
I want to be her SIMP
Casual Confidence
It thrilled her
Learn to love being used by women
Future Beta Males
Kyle will own your
The new intern
Kiss my ass
Pussy Whipped & Pussy Free
Friend Zoned SIMP
Let’s just be friends
Would you like to be her friend?
Pathetic little SIMP’s
Why doesn’t every girl have a SIMP?
What do you choose?
They couldn’t help but laugh
Wouldn’t that be the dream?
Birthday Muffin
Teenage Prodigy
Better off being a SIMP
Learn How to Suck up to Women
You’re not a REAL man
You were never meant to date her
Love Predatory Women
Masterlist masterlist ooooooo
I’m gonna try and do some fanfics to fill the time!! I will do regular fanfics, headcanons, little drabbles, or maybe some full series if I have enough brain cells:D
Valorant
Jujutsu Kaisen
Genshin Impact
Ace Attorney
Idk other ig
Send in requests so I can get started on writing them:) I will also have to learn how to link everything together aha
very sad, very sad. why is he so perfect? why is he exactly what i’ve ever wanted? and for god’s sake why wwhY IS HE TAKEN GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT BREAK UP WITH UR PARTNER FOOL YOU STUPID BITCH CANT U SEE THE PERFECT ONE FOR YOU IS ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
pls someone slap the simp out of me im getting to a critical state at this point im like smiling when i think about him and stuff what the fuck
im such a fuckin simp
POV Reader x Gojo Satoru -
You hold the mission file in your shaking hands reading the name over and over again…Gojo Satoru
Ten long years and not a word, no sign
He took away your fears and worries, after all even back then he was already the strongest. It wasn’t just his stupid pride or overconfidence.
His kisses addictive, his touch intoxcicating sending shivers down your spine. That scent that defined him. It would put you in a daze as soon as you breathed it in, reaching your anxiety riddled brain.
Hmmm and his voice, every little noise that escaped was her undoing…Oh and those damn eyes of his. He was an instrument of pure torture but then he
had jsut left. No sign, not a single word, he just left.
And your world crumbled…ten years you have moved on, found someone good for you. No you wouldn’t let him come back and ruin it all over again. You close the file like closing the chapter of your life with a hurt sigh.
You need a drink. A strong one
Full story on KOFI: https://ko-fi.com/Post/POV-reader-x-Gojo-Satoru-R6R37U9ZL
Post link
Reblog and put in the tags your favourite voice actor(s) or seiyuu(s)
mmmmmmmmmmmm
That one ask Joseph Desaulniers blog responded to my anonymous simping and jojo please I love you…. you are so handsome and French. We can take photos together and hold hands, please Joseph.
