#holy queue batman

official-lucifers-child:

theriu:

final-girl-cas:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I’m genuinely obsessed with Rick Astley you don’t understand

Rick Astley is one of the few celebrities doing social media correctly

his song became a meme, his very name turned into a verb, and he said “you know what? i’m gonna get you all as often as i possibly can”

itsmyturnonthegender:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

sockablock:

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

trueshredguitar:

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

writingfeedsthedarkestones:

lectorel:

lilyemrys:

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

I will elaborate but it won’t make anything clearer

milfmarthawayne:

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

stark-raven-mad:

mornington-the-crescent:

fiddlepickdouglas:

oonajaeadira:

0rki3:

squashfolded:

thewiglesswonder:

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Someway… somehow.. I can hear every single one of these

chucktaylorupset:

hymnofvalefor:

biblioprincessdalian:

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

in my humble opinion in my expertise as a certified PhDnD, trevor belmont punching dracula and nothing happening isn’t a natural one; trevor belmont punching dracula is when you roll high and add your modifier for a total that’s more than twenty against the boss’s AC, and in response the dm looks you dead in the eye and says “miss”

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

alwerakoo:

neosatsuma:

sherl-grey:

fellshish:

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

actually writing the fic down

jugn00:

your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf

zepdeans:

2021 seinfeld episode aaaaand go. jerry gets a call from a woman he slept with telling him she gave him a virus, but he can’t figure out if it was covid or an STD. george begins getting harassed in public because a main instigator of the capitol hill insurrection looks exactly like him. elaine wants to break up with her new boyfriend because he keeps gifting her NFTs, but can’t bring herself to do it because his apartment has a jacuzzi tub. kramer keeps dressing up as different people so he can receive as many vaccinations as possible.

hgsn-moved:

come get your man he’s not doing anything wrong he just misses you

brightlotusmoon:

edwardashley:

the thing about NOT going to see Morbius is not just b/c it would be funny for it to flop again but also because if it DOESN’T flop again we’re setting dangerous precedent. this will tell studios that if their movie flops all they have to do is try to engineer memes to make it popular. we CANNOT have studios trying to “manufacture” and “force” memes. please for the love of god don’t go see Morbius in theaters.

Friend had just pirated it so I saw it literally just to see what the memes are about. Don’t watch it. Don’t. It’s bad. It’s not even funny bad. It’s just terrible. Keep it in the trash. Burn it.

byelacey:

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

magspag:

drtanner:

So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We’re so close, you guys. SO close.

it’s going to bomb twice and that is so beautiful

It is your moral and spiritual duty to ensure that morbius bombs again.

tributary:

st-just:

Impossibleto overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is.

crying because i’ll never be surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever i am about to telekinetically murder people with

xtec:

hungwy:

i dont need to try wagyu because ive watched enough high end cooking videos that i can simulate the taste and texture in my mouth whenever i want. i can also imagine what its like to be a bat and i have pieced together the experience of the color red without having ever seen it

lirio-dendron-tulipifera:

triviallytrue:

amazoogle:

happy that we’re raising awareness but you can’t make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

error-404-fuck-not-found:

legit my dad was like “i really don’t like the concept of abortion and i wish it didn’t exist, but i’m not about to act like it’s my call” and then i pointed out “the entire concept of outlawing abortion is saying the government has more right over your body parts than you do and has the legal precedent required to take one of your kidneys at any time so long as there’s a single person in need of a kidney transplant” and he suddenly went extremely pro-choice so that’s an argument that never fails