#heros of olympus
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Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
Percy: you’re literally the love of my life uwu
Annabeth: *crying because she cares abt him* love u 2
Leo: *from the other side of the room* well f*ck ya chicken strips!
Frank: so how was your day babyyyy
Hazel: good wha *interupted by leo*
Leo: good babyyyyyy, wyd ;)
Percy: cookiE
Annabeth:no
Percy: blu cookiE
Annabeth: you’re literally insane it’s 3 am go to sleep
happy pride month!!!!
Piper: I spilt Lipstick in your Valentino bag
Aphrodite: You spilt lipstick in my White Valentino bag!?!
Apollo: *shoots a gun in the living room*
Artemis: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Nico: Like this vine if you ever get that one feeling that you wanna die and you feel like its monday
Jason *to Nico* : is that a hickey!?!
Nico: No i just burnt myself with a straightener
Piper, Annabeth & Hazel: it’s a hickey then
Piper: I’m an omnivore because I eat plants and meat
Drew: what am I?
Piper: Well Drew you only eat dick so that makes you a slut
Frank: I think Godzilla is a beautiful man
Frank: I wanna take him to red robins
*The 7 at a themepark*
Annabeth: I got it! Yes bitches! Chocolate Vanilla Swirl with cookie crunch please!
*Piper after a night out* :
*Leo when he gets nervous in front of new people*
Leo: Hi welcome to Chillis
*Percy and Annabeth in the car*
Percy: Road work ahead?!
Percy: Yeah, I sure hope it does!!
Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
Annabeth: Ahhh shit
Hazel: *stares in disbelief*
Nico: *shadow travels to hazels side* it’s ok, she didn’t mean it, you’ll be fine
Hazel: *to annabeth* put money in the swear jar. now.
screaming and crying
Percy: What flavour is this?
Annabeth: This is shampoo…
Percy: What flavour tho? It’s so blue!
Annabeth:…
Piper: Answer him
IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl
Apollo had a thing for Magnus’ dad and no one is talking about it
Percy: *stubs toe, drops coffee, burns himself, slips in coffee*
Annabeth to the rest of the 7: We are all special snowflakes, but Percy… he’s the specialist snowflake
I don’t experience sexual attraction, but when I do it’s towards Nikola Tesla
-Annabeth Chase
Annabeth: Hey Nico! Are you behaving yourself?
Nico: * High af, drunk, can barely walk, slurring words* Yep!!
Leo: *coughing violently*
Jason: Are you ok dude?
Leo: You ask if I’m ok, but I know you really mean stop coughing
Jason:
Leo:
Jason: Ya, please stop
Percy: It’s June!!! This is the one month of the year we get to be gay!!
Annabeth: …you know you can be gay all year right?
Percy: Ya, but that’s for like gay people. I’m not gay I just enjoy doing gay things.
Annabeth: Then your probably gay!!!!
Annabeth: *listening to music*
Percy: what are you listening to
Annabeth: not our problems
Someone: So how did you come out?
Percy: Well I was going to say “I’m gonna leave” and “bye”, so I just said “I’m bye”
obligatory birthday girl post
*Percy texting Sally*
Percy: There was a fire at school today.
Sally: Did you start it?
Zeus: I ask you to be respectful.
Percy: I politely decline.
*trying to get through a door on the Argo II*
Percy: after you
Jason: no, after you
Percy: oh I insist, after you-
*Nico shoves both of them aside*
Nico: no, after me.
