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Written for Sloaners’ Discord’s 30 minute gift exchange with the prompt “Harry” and “snitch.” Hope you like it, @uintuva.

Dudley has just finished another year of school, while Harry has finished his first. Dudley’s reward for this is going on holiday with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon; Harry’s reward is not going, which is just fine by him. At five, Harry is certain that wherever in this world he’s meant to be, the Dursleys’ house is distinctly not it.

They’ve sent him to Mrs. Figg’s house, which is boring, and smells a little odd, but is warmer than his aunt and uncles’. She’s got about a hundred cats, though Harry hasn’t counted them himself. Dudley says she’s got a million, but Harry already knows he’s going to be better than Dudley at maths. 

Mrs. Figg’s hundred cats seem to like him well enough. He has his doubts about them being real cats in the first place, because they look more like small lions than anything. He’d like it if they were lions. He imagines that they’re his friends, and that Mrs. Figg’s house is a grassy plain where he and the lions live together. 

What the little lions do not like, however, is the little bird that is hanging in a cage in Mrs. Figg’s sitting room. The cage is out of their reach, but they still eye it the way that Dudley eyes Harry when he’s about to chase him across the playground. 

The bird is gold, shaped like a golf-ball, and flaps around the inside of its cage faster than Harry’s ever seen. Mrs. Figg calls it “Snitch,” which is a weird name for a bird, but Mrs. Figg is a weird old lady. 

Harry feels bad for it, because it’s small. It’s hard being small. Harry is the smallest one in his class, so he knows. It has to be even more difficult being one little bird in a house full of lions. 

So when one of the little lions finally manages to leap off of Mrs. Figg’s sofa and unlock the latch on the cage, Harry decides he’s firmly on the bird’s side. 

“Get away,” he shoos Mr. Tibbles, who has opened his mouth wide enough to fit precisely one round bird.

While Harry’s trying to usher Mr. Tibbles away from the cage, Tufty leaps at Snitch and manages to catch one of his wings. This is enough to set the bird flying off, through the open cage door and right out of the window of Mrs. Figg’s sitting room. 

Harry thinks for a moment that Snitch is better off flying away, where the lions can’t catch him, but the bird leans to one side as he flies, and stays low to the ground. Harry frowns, and climbs right out of the window after him. 

“You won’t get very far without a little help,” Harry tells Snitch gently, when he’s safe in his arms. 

Mrs. Figg looks terribly startled when she returns to find Harry climbing back through her window, but when he shows her what he has in his hands, he thinks she cracks a smile.

5pm

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pairing:harry potter x gryffindor!reader

wordcount:226

warnings:injury -  but it’s not descriptive, confident!reader (just in case we have some shy bean readers lmao)

a/n:You’re a Gryffindor for the sake of this fic, but there’s a choice for which house you were against in the match, hope that’s okay!! :)

“Hey, Harry.” You stand behind your teammate, waiting for a reply.

Harry turns slightly to look up at you. He swallows a mouthful of pudding before responding. “Uh- hello… Y/N.”

You smile, then point to his sling. “You alright?”

Harry looks like a malfunctioning robot as he looks down at his arm, up at you, then at his arm again. “I’m… uh, fine. Are you?”

You glance down at your bandaged knee. Harry looks too, but when your eyes land on him, he pretends to look at his plate instead.

“I’m great. I’m used to taking beatings out there. I always seem to be a target for the *opposite house choice*’s. Anyway, you got it worse, Potter.”

“Eh…” Harry shrugs. “I’ll be fine in a few days.”

You nod. “Hopefully. Good game, though, right?”

“Yeah.. you- you were great.”

“But was I the one who caught the snitch?” You grin and then reach into your pocket, pulling out a folded piece of paper. “Here. You’ve been avoiding me lately, Harry. So, we’re going to meet up later, yeah?”

Harry stutters. “Sorry- yeah, I- um… okay.”

“Okay?”

Harry nods. You laugh and then bend down to plant a kiss on his unharmed cheek. “See you later.” You have a slight limp as you walk away, smirking.

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Meet me by the owlery
5 pm
Y/N xo

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Sacrifice

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pairing:harry potter x deceased!reader

word count:195

warnings:death, grief

a/n: i got yelled at for this one on wattpad, lmao. sorry!

Harry hits the ground with your body in his arms. His grip on you doesn’t loosen even a little. The cheers of your fellow students slowly die down.

Suddenly, a girl screams, deafeningly loud. Celebrations turn to whispered voices of worry, confusion, and shock.

“What’s going on?”

“A student has died.”

“What happened?”

“Is that- is that Y/N?”

Dumbledore rushes over to Harry’s side. He attempts to pull him away from your still-warm skinned body.

“No! No!” Harry screams, refusing to let go.

Dumbledore stops trying and, instead, kneels by Harry’s side.

“S/he asked me to bring her/his body back! I couldn’t leave her/him. Not there. S-S/he died for me. If it wasn’t for Y/N, I-”

Dumbledore strokes a hand over Harry’s hair, attempting to soothe his pain. “It’s alright, Harry. I understand. S/he’s home. You both are.”

“Y/N..” Harry continues to cry as friends and teachers gather around the harrowing scene.

Dumbledore gently closes your eyes, one hand still resting on your shoulder afterward. And several minutes later, Harry is finally coaxed away from your lifeless form. But not before he kisses your cheek, whispering, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Th-thank you. I’ll never forget.”

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Chocolate Frogs

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pairing: ron weasley & harry potter x reader

word count:315

warnings:none

a/n:hi! :)

“Excuse me?” You mutter nervously. “C- can I join you? Everywhere else is full up.”

The ginger boy stuffs a handful of Bertie Botts’ every flavour beans into his mouth, nodding. The other boy, who is wearing circular glasses, gestures to the empty seat opposite them.

“Of course.” He introduces himself. “I’m Harry.” He then points to his friend. “And this is Ron.”

Ron smiles at you. “Alright, there.”

“Y/N.” You answer through a whisper.

“What was that?”

“Oh, umm…” You clear your throat. “Y/N. Sorry. I guess I’m q- quite nervous.”

“That’s alright, Y/N.” Harry picks up a chocolate frog from the pile of sweet treats lying beside the two boys. “Here. Would you like one?”

“Sure.” Harry throws it over, and you catch it with perfect ease. “Thank you.”

You barely catch what Ron says next, through a mouthful of more beans. “Jus.. stick w.. us, you’ll be.. -good.”

You sit down opposite them, placing your *pet choice* next to you in their cage.

Harry leans forward, looking inside and smiling. “Who’s this?”

“This is *pet’s name*. S/he’s quite shy. Like me, I suppose.”

“I’m a little nervous as well. I don’t know anything about being a wizard.”

Ron wipes some stray chocolate from his face and speaks up. “Lucky for me, I have brothers who have told me all about Hogwarts.”

You smile back at Ron and then look back to Harry. “That is lucky. I’m in the same boat as Harry. I only found out I was a witch a few weeks ago.”

Harry offers you another frog, seeing that you’ve finished the last. You take it with a grin. He looks between you and Ron. “Well, we can stick with each other and be clueless together.”

You giggle, thinking about how glad you are now that the rest of the seats on the train were full. “Sounds good to me.”

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Silver Kisses

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pairing:harry potter x reader

word count:423

warnings:none

a/n: [P] = your Patronus. Mine’s a Hummingbird, what’s yours? I’m curious

‘Make it a powerful memory, the happiest you can remember.

Allow it to fill you up.

Think of the happiest thing you can.’

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Harry’s instructions repeat over and over in your mind as you search for the perfect memory to use. You turn to glance around the room. Most of your friends have already cast their Patronus. They’re flying, running, galloping, or bouncing around the air as the witches and wizards watch them in awe.

You close your eyes tight, wand at the ready. Your heart flutters when you choose a particular memory of yourself and Harry together. You know it’s the one to use when you open your eyes and catch the reflection of yourself smiling in the mirrored wall.

You clear your throat before speaking clearly, “Expecto Patronum!

On your very first try, a silvery stream of light appears from your wand. Out of it comes [P]. You watch it runs around you for a few seconds, making you giggle.

It then runs/flies around the room, circling Ginny and Hermione. Then it swerves before Ron, Fred, and George. The [P] finally runs/flies past Luna before swooshing over Harry’s head as he ducks.

He steps back, admiring it. His face widens into a grin, and he looks over at you. “Fantastic, Y/N!” He exclaims. “Truly, amazing!”

You nod happily. “Thank you!”

Your focus diminishes when Harry steps closer to you. The [P] slowly disappears, all or your concentration now on him instead.

“Must have been a good memory.” Harry lays a hand on your arm. “What were you thinking of?” You pause for a moment, wondering if you should tell him. His hand leaves your arm, and you shiver, like you are cold without his touch. “You don’t have to tell me.”

“You.” You blurt out before switching to a whisper. “Us.. our, uh.. kiss the other day.”

You feel your cheeks flush a little, and Harry full-on grins at you. “Really?”

You nod. “Truly.. one of the best memories I have.”

In a second of confidence, you wink at him. He laughs and then steps back into the middle of the room. He goes back into 'professor mode’ - still smiling. “Okay, Y/N. Concentrate. Remember, your Patronus can only protect you for as long as you stay focused.”

You picture the night of your first kiss once more, and Harry watches you in wonder when [P] appears almost instantly, then runs/flies around the room for a second time, looping around the two of you in figure eights for a few moments.

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al-ways-trouble:

A girl in a Gryffindor uniform waved at me from across the lecture hall today and yelled “Hiya Harry!” and it made my day a little.

Also side note I have the scar but curly hair gets to decide where it lays.

Happy Halloween guys, I know I’m not active anymore but I thought you’d appreciate this.

minajaro:

Another attempt… Im seeing Prisoner of Azkaban/Goblet of Fire era Harry…

I just LIVE for your Harry now thankyouverymuch

minajaro:

Incredibly late to the game, as usual, but here’s some Harry fanart… I can hardly believe how much fun i had!

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Harry James Potter

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‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’ said Harry sarcastically.

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Model: Arun Gupta

Reference:X

Day 4 - still in school

The best school is obviously hogwarts.

Harry James Potter

thinking about that one post about the addams family raising harry. it’s just… so good

anyway when harry and ginny got married, ron absolutely cried the most because he and harry were finally brothers

- has the WORST insomnia

- never sleeps at night but always sleeping during the day

- you will never catch this boy awake in history of magic

- used to chain smoke but when he started dating lily, he stopped because he knew she didn’t like the smell of it

- sirius stopped smoking as well because he didn’t want to tempt james into smoking again

- bisexual king

- until the day he died, he would’ve been completely fine marrying sirius and even in the afterlife

- literally has the BEST friendship with sirius it’s not even funny like everybody is so jealous

- mother hen :’) 

- since he never sleeps at night, he’s always awake at the crack of dawn and is always waking the boys up with him

- “if i don’t see feet on the ground in thirty seconds, i’m opening the curtains!’

- “don’t you make me count to three, mister!”

- “sirius get out of the bathroom, peter needs to pee and he can’t hold it anymore” “you didn’t have to tell him that james!” “we’re all men here, peter, grow up and learn how to tell people you need to pee”

- super smart 

- loves the library but refuses to admit that he does

- once quoted shakespeare at lily and later, she told him it was one of the reasons she fell in love with him

- actually has really good sportsmanship

- like of course he gets super butthurt when he loses anything but he makes sure to tell the other player or players that they did a good job 

- literally the nicest asshole you’ll ever meet

- like he’ll hit your books out of your hands and then help you pick them up

- resorts to physical violence because “it gets the job done faster moony don’t lecture me”

- has punched snape before but only because he called sirius privileged and james was not having it

- has a toad at home

- never told anybody about the toad (her name is cecilia and he loves her very much) so when sirius moved in and saw the toad vibing on his window sill, he flipped his shit

- cecilia pees on sirius every time he picks her up but it never stops him

- james is sure sirius loves cecilia more than he himself does

- when remus and peter find out about cecilia, they also flip their shit

- cecilia becomes the marauders mascot

- lily finds out halfway through seventh year that they have a mascot and it’s a toad named cecilia and teases them endlessly about it

- also has a cat at home

- his name is sandwich (james named him when he was four) and he’s best friends with cecilia

- the potter family owl is named odessa (james calls her dessy) and she hates james but james loves her

- he had a crush on regulus in his fifth year and never told a soul. remus knew but didn’t say anything

- his friendship with remus :’)

- it was his idea to become animagi (he read about it in a book) and it was also his idea for the map

- he did a lot of the charm work on the map

- there were a lot of ‘hypothetical’ questions for flitwick during this time period and flitwick was all too happy to answer them

- took ancient runes and arithmancy from third year to seventh and made an O in both

- took divination in third year with sirius, remus, and peter but he was the hermione in that group

- while remus, sirius, and peter were like ‘alright i can dig it’ with divination, james was getting SO heated about it 

- for the remainder of their school career, he made sure to tell them all the flaws in divination at any chance he could

- lily was super into divination, though, just because she thought it was really interesting and there were too many instances of it being real to be counted as coincidences, and james literally almost imploded when he found this out

- when they heard the prophecy for the first time, james literally stood up and left lmao

- “i’m not believing some bullshit prophecy that tells me my son has to die at the hands of voldemort, lily!” “what if it’s not bullshit” “are you fucking shitting me right now lily”

- only agreed to go into hiding for lily 

- also took care of magical creatures from third to seventh year and also made an O in that

- when they learned about unicorns, the unicorn looked at all the girls in the class and then trotted past and stood in front of james

- james never stopped gloating about this ever

- “sorry what was that? i couldn’t hear you over the sound of being trusted by a unicorn” “a unicorn trusted me minnie why would i ever break the rules like that”

- didn’t actually mind slytherins

- was almost one himself and def wouldn’t have made a huge deal about it because euphemia was a slytherin when she went to hogwarts and he knew they weren’t all bad

- the only reason he never styled his hair was because his dad invented sleekeazy’s. that’s it, that’s the only reason. he did it to spite his dad.

- momma’s boy !!!

- until the day euphemia died, james was not embarrassed to hold her hand as they crossed the street and tell her he loved her

- could not fathom a world without his mother so when she died, he shut down for a good month and a half

- used to actually be afraid to curse

- said his first swear word in fifth year and never looked back

- “what the fiddlesticks” “for the love of all that is holy, just say fuck”

- “f-f-” “yes, you can do it” “i’m nervous”

- fleamont found out that he smoked when he was in his sixth year and he ripped him an entirely new asshole before pulling out his own cigarette and lighting it

- cannot hold his alcohol

- was drunk by the third butterbeer

- was destined to be the chill dad because his dad wasn’t

- yes you heard that right. euphemia was the chill parent. fucking deal with it.

- was an amazing liar purely because of fleamont

- like this boy could lie straight out of his ass the second he learned how to talk

- “james fleamont potter did you break this vase” “didn’t I tell you, dad? the manor’s got a poltergeist!” “we do?!”

- the manor did have a poltergeist but he didn’t know that at the time

- humble rich kid

- his house is huge but so is his heart

- sirius found out his middle name was fleamont when he moved in because fleamont yelled his full name SO often

- james hates that sirius knows his middle name

- sirius loves that he knows james’ middle name

- sirius and sandwich the cat have a silent feud going on that james fuels by privately telling both of them that they’re his favorite

- his actual favorite is cecilia

this got super long but still, feel free to add your own weird james headcanons!

dude as IF harry would say he wishes albus wasn’t his son. as IF harry would even let albus wish harry wasn’t his dad. harry grew up without love or affection, he grew up not wanted at all, and I’m just supposed to believe that he wouldn’t shower his children with all of that and more? harry is such a wonderful dad and even if his fame is annoying and he can be overbearing at times, his children know he loves them and they would never wish somebody else was their dad. I will never stop being angry over harry saying that to albus.

the hp fandom is extremely toxic for many reasons but one thing I’ve never seen ANY discourse about is the fact that neville tops and that’s simply because it’s a fact

harry: the stars are beautiful tonight

hermione: you know what else is beautiful?

harry:ron?

hermione: *nodding* ron

friendly reminder that it was harry who figured out hagrid got the dragon egg from voldemort for telling him how to get past fluffy, not hermione ❤️

  • cracks his knuckles against any hard surface he finds
  • pushes his glasses up by the frames and then gets angry when he leaves a mark on the lens 
  • sips his tea when it’s too hot, burns his tongue, and then does it again
  • drinks his tea with no sugar in it even tho he likes it better with sugar
  • literally always humming a muggle song. it’s old lady music though because he was only allowed to listen to what petunia liked
  • uses muggle swears only
  • used to be part of the nativity christmas plays in school because dudley was always in them. was def a tree or smth tho
  • has the best posture ever because petunia never let him slouch. can walk up and down stairs or run with books on his head.
  • literally so good at magic tricks. can pull anything out of your ear
  • packs a mean fucking punch
  • like you do not want to be on the receiving end of his fist
  • is so bad at reading. he is harry 19 never learned how 2 fuckin read
  • like he doesn’t even have any learning disabilities he just fucking sucks at reading
  • but so good at math
  • math gay !!!! bi
  • is so good at an american accent. does one constantly. it annoys hermione and ron so much
  • his handwriting is borderline illegible
  • sometimes even he can’t read his handwriting
  • can master any spell within a few tries and everybody hates him for it
  • is the best at DADA but also very good in transfiguration and charms and literally all of his classes because he isn’t stupid
  • remember kids harry is only stupid when it comes to his actions, not his academics. also, grades don’t determine intelligence :)
  • hates men so much but is also so attracted to them
  • he came out as gay to everyone and a few months later had to sit them all back down and say ‘so girls are cool too’
  • when he cares, he has an amazing fashion sense
  • but he usually doesn’t care lmao
  • looks ethereal in a skirt and crop top
  • absolutely doesn’t care what people think of him. will walk around naked given the chance
  • massive dick energy
  • will tell you to shut up if he doesn’t want to listen to you
  • can and will change the subject five different times in the span of a minute. only hermione can keep up when he gets going
  • king of breaking awkward silences with the worst possible thing he could say in that moment
  • maxed out at 5′5″ (165 cm) 
  • has the same feral energy as a chihuahua
  • no self preservation. if he sees something that even hints at the possibility of hurting him, he is absolutely going to touch that thing
  • so intimidating
  • his glare has murdered thousands
  • people are terrified of him but respect him so much
  • terrified of dogs because of marge’s dog
  • got over his fear slightly when sirius showed up but also not really because sirius really scared him in third year :(
  • also scared of toads. i don’t make the rules, i just play by them
  • a toad jumped and hit him in the face once when he was gardening and it scarred him for life
  • trevor is the only exception but you won’t catch harry holding him
  • snakes tho? the love of his life. will kill a man for a snake
  • also cats :’)

i might add more at some point who knows. feel free to add your own obscure harry headcanons :)

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