incorrectbuckoarchive:

rogueemmy:

uselessmachinewithskeletoninside:

funny-tik-toks:

Ganster Granny

thatface

I don’t know who’s Grandma this is, but I am in LOVE with her. Exactly the type of person I want to be when I grow up! 

thestovetops:

Steve: can you do me a favour

Bucky: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.

Steve: cool, can you do the dishes?

Bucky: no.

incorrectbuckoarchive:

Bonus:

lttleblujay:

Numair and Daine: *accidentally start conflict between Stormwings and Mages*

Numair: WE NEED AN ADULT!

Daine: Numair, you’re an adult!

Numair: NO. WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GET ONUA.

vee-vee-writes:

paper-rose-doodles:

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

soundsfaebutokay:

Cosseting? Nobody’s doing any cosseting!

Not Parker stealing Sophie’s coat so that she’ll stay home with the fam just for today.

Not Eliot with his little tray of gourmet food so casually presented.

Eliot just loves to cook, Sophie, watchutalkinbout.

Cosseting? The very idea! They’re so confused and offended.

Oh, and Harry, you know, we don’t know his whole life.

Maybe he likes hunting down old and obscure British dramas! Maybe it’s a hobby of his! Who knows?

Why so suspicious, Sophie?

What, these guys? With these faces?

They’ve never been weird, ever, in their lives.

This is normal, Sophie.