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É preciso muito amor e muita coragem para acompanhar a namorada linda e cheirosa numa sexta à noite

É preciso muito amor e muita coragem para acompanhar a namorada linda e cheirosa numa sexta à noite até a casa de um dos rapazes com quem ela adora transar. Caminhar de mãos dadas com ela até a frente do prédio onde ele mora e despedir-se com um beijo: “Trouxe camisinha, amor? Ok, divirta-se! Te amo” E voltar sozinho de metrô sabendo que, antes de você chegar em casa, ele já vai ter derramado dentro da mulher que você ama todo o seu esperma. O início de um fim de semana perfeito.


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Friday night vibes

“Aren’t you too old for a fart joke?” I’m sorry do you think this is a joke?“Aren’t you too old for a fart joke?” I’m sorry do you think this is a joke?

“Aren’t you too old for a fart joke?” I’m sorry do you think this is a joke?


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I’m a classy muthafucka! And I think I look GOOD!

I’m a classy muthafucka! And I think I look GOOD!


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See also: Acceptance of Dying Alone

See also: Acceptance of Dying Alone


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  • Michelob Ultra is terrible. While it may be low in calories, it tastes like ass…or maybe pee.
  • I hate the Texas heat in the summer, but I will take the heat over this humid grossness and buckets of rain.
  • I am hoping my trip to NYC next week is the last trip I have to take for a few months. While I love NYC and don’t really mind the travel, this is my third trip up there in a month and my fifth trip up there in two months.
  • I hope I can sleep past 7am tomorrow morning. If it is raining tomorrow, I might just spend the entire day in bed.
Happy June folks! I’ve been working on something different for my Redbubble. It was inspired while IHappy June folks! I’ve been working on something different for my Redbubble. It was inspired while I

Happy June folks!

I’ve been working on something different for my Redbubble. It was inspired while I was working on a personal friend’s commission. It’s experimental for sure, it’s not my usual style, but I thought it’d be fun to switch between the two. I have more ideas lined up I hope you guys will enjoy. It’s the first time I actually specifically worked a design for shirts & stickers. I’m pretty proud of it haha.

T-shirts, stickers, art prints + other products are available now here on Redbubble with 2 versions; with and without the background & text.


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Guess who’s going to stop drawing now and watch Stranger Things.

Playing Valhalla tonight with my fiancé ^^

Is it bad that this is everything I want in life?

Is it bad that this is everything I want in life?


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I would’ve actually posted this on a Friday night, but I have to work then.  Womp womp.

I would’ve actually posted this on a Friday night, but I have to work then.  Womp womp.


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