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dazecore/ghostcore stimboard with the name toby, hope ya enjoy, @chewiethedoggo​ !

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A conversation between myself and my best friend:

Us: *sitting in his car eating those little orange slice fruit cups*

Me: when we were younger, my sister and I used to pretend these we slugs. I dont know why but we loved the idea of eating little cups of slugs

Him: I ate a worm when I was 11

Him: and now I’m lactose intolerant

Me: are you implying that the worm made you lactose intolerant?

Him: I ate a worm and now milk makes me throw up, what other conclusion do you expect me to come to???

Him: this is the first thing I’ve eaten today

Me: ?!?!?!?!?!? We offered to buy you dinner tonight and you refused and said you ate leftovers?!?!?!?!?!?

Him: I got busy and forgot

Me: …

Him: I had a coffee this morning

Me: … *runs back into the grocery store to forcibly buy him a sandwich*

Teacher: are you eating dry cereal in my class?

Student, holding a bunch of cereal in his hands: maybe

Teacher: it’s making loud crunch sounds so you need to stop

Student: okay sorry

Teacher: what cereal is that anyway?

Student, after pausing to think about it for a long time: I don’t know, they’re circles

Teacher: …Cheerios?

Student: probably?

Teacher: I worry about your generation sometimes

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F/O: How much do you love me?

S/I: So much.

F/O: On a scale from 0 to burgers?

S/I: Burgers. With bacon.

F/O: You’re the one.

littlebynight:

how to help your little regress!

baby talk to them! this always makes me feel super duper small!

make them feel like a learning baby! ask them questions like, ‘what colour is this?’

call them ‘baby’ names! ‘little one’, ‘baby’, etc.

ask them if they want to be small! “is my baby feeling little?” or “do you need to regress?”

help them with things! tie their shoes, help them put on their jacket, help them reach something… say things like, “you’re too little for that, let me help you.”

do ‘small’ activities with them! bring out a colouring book for them, watch their favourite baby show with them, etc.

praise them! this isn’t particularly a ‘little’ thing, but it always makes me feel small when my daddy says things like, “good job, baby!” maybe add in some things like, “i’m proud of you!” or “you did so good!”

tell them you want to take care of them! when my daddy can tell i need to regress, he says things like, “daddy needs to take care of his baby” and “daddy misses his little one”

cuddle them! snuggles with your cg will make any little feel safe, loved, and small <3

rock them! rock your little in your arms, just a bit, and it may help them feel small! it’s very comforting for me, especially when im having a bad day.

carry them places! when they are sleepy is the best time to do it — carry them to bed and tuck them in, or carry them just for fun! bounce them when you’re holding them for an added bonus ! :•)

pour them drinks and cut up their food for them! it makes me feel so small when daddy’s prepared a snack for me and poured some juice in a sippy cup.

make them ‘baby’ snacks! baby carrots, chicken nuggets, grilled cheese, sliced apples…these snacks are the best for making a little one feel small and special!

I’m getting wittle just thinking about it

mazeish:

maracujatangerine:

whumpzone:

as-a-matter-of-whump:

suspicious-whumping-egg:

dont-touch-my-soup:

i-can-even-burn-salad:

just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi:

whumpsy-daisy:

whumper-in-training:

for-the-love-of-angst:

whumpymirages:

atlasllm-verse:

writing-is-a-martial-art:

Using the lovely @solipsism-lemonade’s last line tag, thank you!

The silence stretched too long. I shifted from foot to foot, unable to see the Great Abyss’s – or Abby’s, if that’s what it wants to call itself - expression. I mean, it probably didn’t matter what it thought of my silly excuse of a name, or of me. The best I could hope for is that it’d find the taste of my soul satisfying enough to not destroy my world for a few more decades.

Can you tell I have a thing for eldritch creatures being weird about gender?

Tagging, no pressure: @euphoniouspandemonium@pandawriterstuff@loopyhoopywrites@atlasllm-verse and anyone who wants to! Open tag!

Thank you so much for the tag! 

It’s a little cheating only ‘cause I suck at paragraph breaks, but:

“You didn’t deserve what happened to you. …I swear, that bitch is going to stay out for good. I promise you that. And trust me, I’m always glad to know you’re safe and sound.“ 
Cobalt snuggled deeper into her arms.
”…I… thank you.“ He said.
The two sat in silence, just enjoying each other’s company and mindlessly staring at the kitchen ceiling. Ruby snapped back into reality first, Shiro having started to nudge at her face with his moist nose.
”…Can I get a melatonin too?“
“Sure, Ruby.”
“Sleepover time?”
“Yeah. I’d like that.”

It was a little relationship excersize (///) I love them

Cobalt definitely believes kissing the homies is okay because Ruby told him it’s okay if they have socks on

I TAG @whumpymirages​ !

Thank you Atlas <3

Apparently I stopped writing in the middle of a line so I’m doing last two lines.


She shrugged. “I don’t know.”

Three years was a long time. Enough time to get back to her life,


I tag @for-the-love-of-angstand@justplainwhump

Ahhhh thank you, Mira!

“Oh be serious, Christopher. We all know our dearest Val wouldn’t be caught dead in some musty old comic shop.” Maybe they could be caught dead somewhere else then. The conversation shifts as Marisa laughs, “He’s such a tease, Val.”

“Isn’t he just? Wicky, Darling, I’m thirsty. Should we get something to drink?”

I don’t drink, he almost says but they know that already so he holds his tongue and nods dutifully with a parting smile for Marisa. It’s almost a relief to get away from the incessant chatter. He could zone out right now, listen to the string quartet, and let himself drift.

I taaaag @winedark-whump@wildfaewhumpaaaand@whumper-in-training

Thanks Vee!

“Does this seem off to you, Talon?”

Talon sent him a withering glance, “How should I know? It’s a painting of a guy that’s asleep.“

Claw hummed and Talon’s right eye twitched with annoyance. There’s a sound that brings both of their attention, of Garrison clearing his throat.

“This way,” he gestures to the hallway ahead of him and continues to walk down. The detectives follow along.

Tagging:@hopepetal@whumpsy-daisy and anyone else who wants to do it!

Thanks for the tag Mari!!

The flavors were stronger than anything he’d had in weeks. Everything about it was perfect. Too perfect. He took a second bite and that’s when he heard them crunch a sharp pain in his mouth. He fished out a small piece of glass from his mouth. Covered in food and a little of his own blood. He slowly looked down at the plate. It looked completely normal, just like Villain;sitting across from him eating without a second glance.

@just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi@whumpzone and anyone else who wants in!!

Behold! A sneak peak of my Tiny!Nik au

A fist closed around his waist and he let it, barely breathing. He wouldn’t be able to get out of the box alone, couldn’t climb up the walls with no help. However, once he was up and out of it, he released a spell to heat the air around him quickly.

The man cursed as the small sprite in his hand suddenly burned him like a fiery coal - and dropped it.

The table top was farther than Nik had expected, and while he knew the impact would hurt, he didn’t expect it to knock the breath out of him.  

tagging @whump-cravings @i-can-even-burn-salad​ @whumpshaped​

Awww, tiny Nik!

Unfortunately I haven’t written since the last last line tag I’m gonna pick another WIP file which I have neglected for even longer.

“You’re… you’re rather young, aren’t you?”

“Yes,” Caldyn said.

Leon made a low noise, conveying agreement. “Our people learned much and quickly in the early days. Not only the language. Reading and writing, crafting and cooking. So much knowledge, not only from the humans. But imagine one of the explorers coming back, bringing you a recipe that requires something called butter, and you have no idea what that is.” Leon laughed. “Then you wait for a few months for the answer. More often than not, we didn’t wait. We tried our best, we failed and succeeded and tried again. Ask Lily, she’s older than me. When she was a sapling, our people barely knew what an oven was.”

“I’m not that much older than you,” Lily insisted.

My tag didn’t work, so @whump-cravings@whumpshaped in case those didn’t work, too (they look non-working to me). Hellsite. Also @dont-touch-my-soupand@whump-in-the-moonlight:D

Thank you for tagging me!

Apparently I woke up and chose violence.

But that was the thing. He had never known the real Jinn. Just the scared shadow of him.
“Just go”, Kell said and he repeated it a few times until he realized Jinn was long gone.

tagging@hold-him-down@suspicious-whumping-egg@quietly-by-myself

From part 16 which is in progress!!

Alec floated into an uneasy sleep, hugging a spare pillow to his chest and wishing he was in his own bed, snuggling with Dorian.
He flinched hard as he was roughly shaken awake, gasping as if he’d come out from underwater. “Sorry—” he forced out on instinct, wrenching his gaze up to meet Raina’s eyes. “I— I didn’t mean to—”

Tagging:@brutal-nemesis@galaxywhump@b0amagination@as-a-matter-of-whump

Thanks for the tag!!! :D Took me a while since I haven’t written in ages XD This is for a prompt that’s been sitting in my inbox for way too long, but now I finally had some ideas ;)

He wouldn’t have deemed it possible, but if anything, things had gotten worse after Jonah’s panic attack. He barely spoke. Didn’t eat unless forced to do so. Kept trembling even when he was just sitting on the couch, watching tv. And - the most remarkable change - he had become incredibly clingy.

Tagging:@sideblogformindtrash@albino-whumpee@whumpzone@worldofwhumpcraft (no pressure though!) :)

thank you!!

“Oh, hi mate!” he replied, instantly sounding more upbeat. “I’m glad you called! Up for having your brains picked, then?”

I’ll tag @maracujatangerine@whumpy-writings@cupcakes-and-pain if you haven’t already been tagged!

“Not that they ever would do anything cruel to a pet here.” She widened her blue eyes earnestly. “This simply isn’t that sort of place.”

Thank you for the tag @whumpzone!

I’m tagging @cowboy-anon@distinctlywhumpthing@mazeish@wolfeyedwitchand@redwingedwhump (No pressure.)

“Hm.” His new owner said, looking down at Miles from where he wiggled in the cage. “I’ve already signed all the papers I need to. Could I take it home now?”

thanks for the tag @maracujatangerine!!

ill tag @sideblogformindtrash@octopus-reactivated@cowboy-anon <33 no pressure :]]

Thank you for the tags, guys! <3 Lol, from an ask from sideblog <3

Then Apple scrambles across the floor, hugs Jimmy’s legs, and sobs harder. “I-I’m—I’m sor—” He chokes on his hot tears and buries his face in the soft fabric of Jimmy’s pants. 

No pressure tag <3:@milk-carton-whump,@unicornscotty,@whumpasaurus101,@mikaelaix (Tried not to tag anyone who’s already been tagged, feel free to ignore if you’ve already answered!)

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