#every damn time

batbitchandthefam:

Does anyone else have the problem of having to say “I like Batman” to normal people instead of saying “I love Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Spoiler, Orphan, Robin, the Signal, Alfred Pennyworth, Bat Hound, Alfred the Cat, oh and Bruce is ok sometimes.”

marlynnofmany:

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

luminarai:

a while ago I reblogged this post and saw that @aphroditestummyrolls tagged it ‘Nicky the plumber, Joe the embarrassed cat owner’ and this immediately flashed before my eyes

ronangirl:

ever write a post and go oh there is not a single one of my followers who is going to enjoy this

lilliesmainblog:

See what pops up first with these words:

Ass, shit, bitch, fuck, damn

This scene:

Me:

love how my sisters use our parents being away as an excuse to do absolutely fuck all and then get pissed at me for suggesting that maybe. just maybe. it would be unfair if I made dinner all four nights and did the dishes two of the nights. y’know. I don’t think I’m being unreasonable here.

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

marisatomay:

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

And Rohan will answer!

literally the mood, no matter how many times I watch the movie.

evilnicegirl:

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

spongebobssquarepants:

*gets horny to be Dommed*

*goes back to the dating apps*

*has a terrible time*

*deletes apps and goes back to reading BDSM smut*

Rinse and repeat

incorrectgallifreyquotes:

Brax: [on the phone] Romana, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands.

Romana: Got it. [hangs up]

Romana: We’re gonna have to take matters into our own hands.

ethuilgreen: