#doug eiffel
it’s doug and hera chatting hour!
[ID: Fanart for the podcast Wolf 359. Doug Eiffel floats in the U.S.S. Hephaestus next to an open box of cigarettes. He has light skin, wavy black hair to his chin, and stubble. He wears a teal jumpsuit and no shoes. His mouth is open as he tries to catch a cigarette that has floated out of his grasp. Stars are visible outside the porthole window behind him. /end ID]
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once I figure out the wolf designs it’s over for you hoes
there are two doug eiffels inside you. only one of them knows how to style a mullet and he is Not the one that exists in the podcast
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there are two doug eiffels inside you. only one of them knows how to style a mullet and he is Not the one that exists in the podcast
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My Wolf 359 Secret Santa gift to xaandiir, who asked for some angst featuring Hilbert! Happy holidays!
Let’s be honest here’, isn’t everything Hilbert related always a bit angsty even if it has humorous tones to it? So I drew some scenes and lines with him or about him, most of them from “Happy Endings”
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eiffel pls text me back king
tiny little hc compilation, now in colour!
himbofication via decima
quick hc set! (left to right top row: eiffel, minkowski, hilbert, hera. left to right bottom row: lovelace, kepler, jacobi, maxwell.)
fear of intimacy gang rise up
Bob: I am God. I can do anything you desire.
Eiffel: Can you breakdance?
Bob: No, Douglas. I cannot
Eiffel, turning away: Then you’re not myGod.
Eiffel, drinking anti-freeze: it’s just so shitty u know I miss her so much Anne just wanted a good dad and I cant even be that for her and u know
Jacobi: okay but could you please untie me it’s been 3 days
Eiffel: if the wax feels like starburst it must taste like starburst
Minkowski:
Minkowski: get me off this ship for the love of god
Eiffel: This is bad for the baby!
Cutter: What baby- where is there a baby?
Eiffel, putting his hand to his chest: Me. I’m the baby.
Eiffel: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Hilbert: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hera: I’ve recorded the dumb stuff.
Jacobi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Minkowski: I’VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
the Gang (si 5 & the crew of the Hephaestus) try to plan a surprise party for Minkowski but they add her into the group chat and they only realize when she leaves
eiffel minkowski
les mis and little shop of horrors (probably)
Eiffel: Can’t you see that this man is dead?
Hera: I’m blind, you dumb shit.
Minkowski: Remember that one time you fucked up?
Eiffel, sweating: That one time? Which time? I fuck up a lot-
Minkowski: I killed a spider and now I feel bad.
Eiffel: Birth a spider to make up for it
Eiffel: Why did I say that
Minkowski:Whydid you say that?
eiffel was not the impostor
2 impostors remain
Minkowski: are you fucking stupid?
Eiffel: broadly, yes, but what prompts you to ask?
Minkowski: Can you help me with-
Eiffel: Well, I would…
Eiffel: But this chair…
Minkowski:
Eiffel: It’s real comf–
Minkowski: Just say no.
Eiffel:No.
Eiffel: Wait, damnit–
You’re all cowards
