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Lady Gaga x Crunchyroll
So, while randomly going through the Crunchyroll Dubs youtube channel, I stumbled across this debate over whether you should watch “Spy x Family” in dub or sub. The dub is great, but there was the usual band of assholes saying “sUb oNLy!!111!”. However, one user actually wrote that people should only watch the sub because the “right” way to watch anime is to watch in the “culturally accurate” way.
That argument is hilarious to me because, if you REALLY want to watch a culturally accurate “Spy x Family”, you’d watch it in the German dub. The show is based on Cold War-era East and West Germany and the capital city is literally called Berlint. Also, even without the German background, the English dub would be more culturally accurate since all the characters and setting are obviously European-based.
So in the pointless war of subs versus dubs, this is one instance where the dub side wins.
Dabi: “I just have a really strong pull to you I don’t know what it is.”
Me: “Really you feel it too?”
*Me with magnets secretly hidden in my pockets*
Me: “So weird :).”
Shigaraki: “Okay does anyone have any ideas on how to defeat AllMight?”
Me: “SEDUCE HIM!”
Dabi: “Y/N I SAID NO”
*Dabi and Hawks having a very intense battle to the death*
Toga: “You go Dabi! Fuck him up!”
Me: “Yeah Dabi fuck Hawks!!”
Toga: “…”
Hawks: “…”
Dabi: “You mean upright?”
Me: “That too!”
Me: “Dabi and I like to commit arson together.”
Shigaraki: “You too are the worst people to be dating I stfg”
Me: “Babe are you okay? You haven’t made a sex joke in about 5 hours?”
Dabi: “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
Dabi: “Idk how you’re a villain. You can barely open a pickle jar by yourself.”
Me: “I may not be able to open a jar but I can open up a can of whoop ass. *insert karate hands*”
Dabi: “I’m breaking up with you.”
Me: “BRING ME A DOCTOR PEPPER AND A BLUNT IMMEDIATELY. I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!”
Dabi: “What tf happened?”
Me: “NOTHING! LIFE IS GOING TOO WELL AND ITS FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT.”
Toga: “Hey Y/N what made you so attracted to Dabi?”
Me: “Well first, I found him really funny-“
Shigaraki: “You laughed at a fart joke yesterday.”
Me: “Listen I never said I had a very advanced sense of humor okay?!”
Me tightly holding Toga in my arms: “I just want to make one thing clear. If anything ever happens to my poor, sweet, baby Toga. I’d kill everyone in here and then myself.”
Dabi: “Wtf what about me?”
Me: “Eh.”