ashidakagumo:

themauvesoul:

anorthernskyatdawn:

bookhobbit:

why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”

  • everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
  • you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
  • everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
  • multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
  • wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
  • no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
  • big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you

the girl in pyjamas is the vampire

Also:

  • If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
  • “Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
  • Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
  • It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
  • Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
  • Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
  • College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
  • Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
  • If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
  • Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.

hey@vinceaddams

whoopsrobots:

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

Here’s some shaky, grainy footage of the extremely old elevator in my college. I heard that there’s going to be a new elevator built in the school and I don’t know if that means they’re going to take this one out. I hope not.

The lighting is terrible, so I took some pictures too.

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lorenzocheney:

If I’m not around here much for the next week or so, it’s because I’ve got 18 garments to cut out and mock up before Friday.

I was at school working until 11 last night but I got them all done! I just finished the group critique of my line and it went extremely well. Yay!

If I’m not around here much for the next week or so, it’s because I’ve got 18 garments to cut out and mock up before Friday.

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lorenzocheney:

The fashion studio just got a couple of new dressforms. Unfortunately, they seem to have sent us the wrong species.

Want!

I will buy them off you!

They’re not mine to sell, they belong to the college! Here’s a link to a site that sells them though. They’re not nearly as pointy once you put the fabric coverings on.


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spookyloop:

I’m doing life drawing online (as contradicting as that might sound) since the unis I applied to want to see some in my portfolio. My grandma - who became an artist as a pensioner - used to tell me that if I ever get a chance, I should do life drawing and especially draw nude models because it teaches so much.
I can really see what she meant and I’ve noticed something else she never mentioned: Drawing nude people is a great reminder of the diversity of human apperances. No Photoshop, no standards to restrict who I’m drawing, just all kinds of people the way they are. It feels so liberating and it’s so important to keep in mind that people look different from each other and the body types we see most often are not the only kinds there are.

10/10 would recommend.

(If anyone wants to try life drawing, the website I’m using is here.)

I took a couple of life drawing classes at my college and it really helped with my drawing too.

iasg:

mongoosemeat:

me and iasg go to the same school but we never see each other because we’re in completely different programs and buildings but

they are pretty dang cool and i just want everyone to know that

you spelt your url wrong 

I’m in a different building too, so I don’t see them either, but they definitely are very cool.

iasg:

oH shit speaking of fashion shows idk if i’ve posted abt this before but im gonna be modeling victorian goth menswear in the school fashion show this year!!

Yes! My most precious model!! Please, please, please forgive me for finding your tumblr. I feel horribly guilty and creepy about it, and very nervous about reblogging this post. Your suit will actually be more revolution era or very early Regency than Victorian. I was looking trough my stash the other day and found a perfect piece of teal wool for your waistcoat! I’ve got what may or may not be the final sketch mostly finished and I’ll try to scan and upload it soonish. Once again, I apologize profusely.

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

v-arda:

vardaesque:

“maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away” a college story

“they didn’t” the riveting sequel

graveglamour:

  • Get something to drink
  • Find something to nibble on
  • Put on relaxing music
  • Sit down to work
  • Organize my computer files
  • Organize my books
  • Clean my house/ apartment
  • Bake
  • Devise cosplay makeup (with no more than lipstick and eyeliner)
  • Watch the 6-hr long version of Dune (1984)
  • Decide it’s too late to work and go to sleep

Me too. “Oh no, this essay is due in two days! I need to make a cup of tea, thoroughly dust all my furniture, sort this entire jar of sequins by size and colour, and start drafting a dressing gown pattern.”

All of this is done with the school books open on the table, because that means you aren’t completely avoiding it.

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yassmines:

lol u ever get tired of having to pretend to react to shit? “omg how do u feel now that ur abt to graduate!!” im uhhhhhh shitting my pants Margaret im great

nerd-witch-aesthetic:college in a nutshell

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college in a nutshell


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wikihow-illusts-recaptioned:

How to get through 4th year college

Step 1: Drink coffee. It will help you to stay alert during long study sessions.

Step 2: Try out yoga and mindfulness and shit like that. You never know.

Step 3: Take a look at religion.

Step 4: Combine all three and you get the ideal religion of Coffeeism. It is said that if you drink ridiculous amounts of coffee you will eventually transcend to the higher plane of floating coffee beans, where there are no problems any more, only coffee


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