#civil war spoilers
Everyone is talking about “your Bucky” but THIS IS THE SHIT IM REALLY INTO YEAH BITCH FUCK ME THE FUCK UP
In no particular order:
“…but you’re Peggy’s niece, and that’s a little weird. Also, we were just at her funeral, so maybe let’s talk in a year.”
“Hey, here are some FDR pens you might like. Also, wasn’t Bucky brainwashed by Hydra? I have this memory-correcting software called BARF, maybe we could give that a whirl.”
“You were going to NUKE New York City, and you’re upset because we knocked over a few buildings?”
“Ultron as going to kill everyone, and you’re upset because we knocked over a few buildings?”
“Wasn’t keeping track of the Hulk your job, General Ross?”
“Wait, what’s this about no lawyers and a fucking ‘raft prison?’ I’m not signing this bullshit.”
“I love you.”
“I love you, too.”
“Wait, where was your dad even going with all that supersoldier serum?”
“What’s in the backpack?”
“So you got your shield back, and Falcon got his wings, but where’s my backpack?”
“Was that a glossy headshot of me in your journal, or are you just happy to see me?”
